@KJSegall

No, for real, this bullshit's actually me. Hi mom

 The flaccid penis shaped state
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Joined March 2011
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Apparently, I am the shit. Story at 12
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Evan Sowards
@EvanSowards21h
Having your quarterback play football after not sleeping for 36 hours following a blood clot diagnose should be one of the largest lawsuits the NFL has ever seen. Everyone involved in that decision should be fired.
Underdog NFL
@UnderdogNFL21h
Jalen Hurts was told by doctors not to sleep after his initial diagnosis of a superficial blood clot while in London. Hurts stayed awake for roughly 36 hours before starting against the Jaguars. (per @TomPelissero)
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Tom Pelissero, the source cited, later clarified after speaking to Jalen Hurts' agent that Hurts was able to sleep after hospital evaluation and felt rested to play. x.com/TomPelissero/s… cbssports.com/nfl/news/jalen… sportingnews.com/us/nfl/philade…
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trey wingo
@wingoz20h
Yeah…this isn’t a”how much he loves football “ story. It’s a “ everyone in the Eagles organization needs to answer some really hard questions “story
Tom Pelissero
@TomPelissero21h
How committed is Jalen Hurts to football? After initially being diagnosed with a superficial blood clot in London, doctors told him not to sleep as a precaution, so he had been awake for roughly 36 hours when he started against the Jaguars, throwing for 220 yards and a TD.
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will@will_nba_haterOct 16
My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
Elias🌲@EliasofNEOct 15
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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hasanabi
@hasanthehunOct 14
ashley moody allowed 10 mil in FL tax payer funds that were supposed to be spent on children's healthcare to be re routed to the florida republican campaign coffers. because they stole from the poor to give back to the rich nothing happened to her. this is how the law works
Ashley Moody
@AshleyMoodyFLOct 14
My husband is a police officer. My opponent puts criminals and cop killers on pedestals -- to most, that's crazy. To me, it's personal.
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K A C E Y
@KaceyMusgravesOct 12
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Kristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Mina Kimes
@minakimesOct 11
The NFC East winning 0 games on a week in which two teams played each other feels like a pretty good encapsulation of the division at the moment
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Shea Serrano
@SheaSerranoOct 12
writing is supposed to be hard the grind is the most important part friction makes fire fuck ai
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Bull Run
@run_bull_Oct 11
Tell em Will Reichard. Tell em “Bitch”
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kyla@kylaer_Oct 11
“Sir, the 2026 Minnesota Vikings have scored a touchdown.”
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Bederow Law
@BederowlawOct 10
Brutal and tone-deaf headline. The allegations involve the statutory rape, grooming, physical and emotional abuse of a child that continued into young adulthood and allegedly resulted in the older man strangling her and then "framing her for her own murder."
CNN
@CNNOct 10
The trial of a former police officer accused of killing his young lover five years ago in her suburban Boston apartment opened Friday with two vastly different accounts of Sandra Birchmore's final days. cnn.it/4ySiE0Q

Prosecutors say he began grooming her when she was 15. Now she’s dead and he’s on trial | CNN

Former cop Matthew Farwell is charged with killing 23-year-old Sandra Birchmore in 2021. His trial is underway in Boston, where opposing attorneys have painted very different pictures of her final...

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Sandra Birchmore was not Farwell's "young lover." Federal prosecutors allege he groomed and sexually abused her starting at 15 after she joined the Stoughton Police Explorers youth program at 12, where he was an instructor. justice.gov/usao-ma/pr/for… cnn.com/2026/10/09/us/…
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NGL, I thought Ditka died years ago
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I didn't even realize OBJ was back on the Giants this season. I think y'all might wanna calm down on how big this move is
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Oh good, another receiver for Murray to barely throw to
Ari Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 7
Just in: The #Vikings are signing former #Giants WR Odell Beckham Jr., per @Schultz_Report. It's a fresh start for OBJ, who joins fellow LSU star Justin Jefferson in Minnesota.
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gianmarco
@GianmarcoSoresiOct 6
Btw this is infinitely worse than saying “America deserved 9/11”
Headquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 6
Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay
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Dan Carlin@dccommonsenseOct 6
Best argument for term limits I’ve ever heard. “I can’t do my constitutional role of protecting the country because I am afraid I might lose a seat where my job is to protect the country.” It’s kinda disgusting. You swore an oath for God’s sake.
Stephen Hayes
@stephenfhayesOct 5
"In his book, Tillis writes that at least 30 Republican senators have expressed reservations about many of Mr. Trump's actions, but usually are only willing to speak up privately, fearing that if POTUS decides to target them, their days will be numbered" cbsnews.com/news/senator-tho…

Sen. Thom Tillis says that, without checks on power, "we will have a sort of dictator king if we're...

Republican Sen. Thom Tillis, retiring soon, says without checks on power, U.S. democracy is at risk. He discusses his fears for the future of U.S. democracy and his relationship with President Trump.

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Vols Over All Y’all@VolsAFOct 6
“Letting gay people get married is against OUR liberty to tell them they can’t” Fuckin ludicrous. Y’all wonder why churches are getting emptier. Stop preaching hate
ABC News
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Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito says in a new book that he believes the court's landmark decision extending marriage rights to same-sex couples was "perhaps the decisive point in our nation's turn against religious liberty." Read more: abcnews.link/M860KYr

Alito calls same-sex marriage a 'decisive' turn 'against religious liberty' in new book

A new book by Justice Samuel Alito presents his view of the Constitution, the Supreme Court, and the country with a focus on religious freedom.

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Are the Saints bad enough for us to go 5-0?
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These poor Philly fans really seem bothered by being harassed
RB
@RBPhillyTakeOct 5
Here’s another video where you can clearly hear the Rams coaches continuing to bang on the windows during the Eagles final drive
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Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 5
NFL referee Adrian Hill had a strong reaction when Vikings LB Eric Wilson offered to help him up after their inadvertent collision. (📺 FOX)
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemesOct 2
Aaron Rodgers: “CALL THE F*CKING PLAY!” Mike McCarthy: “F*cking asshole” *Loses to the Cleveland Browns* Meanwhile, Mike Tomlin:
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