For some reason I haven’t been able to cook my chicken right. Just ate some raw chicken idgaf I’m so irritated rn
#confession I close my eyes hard as fuck as punishment when I catch myself staring at a girl
You could be having the worst day of your life then doodoomegapeepee69 will ping you on discord to play overwatch
“You need to start dating girls” as if dating women isn’t the closest you’ll ever get to hell (and heaven)
The best situationships are the ones that continue regularly no matter how long you haven’t been talking
Mid class I realized that I forgot my vape at the library. No one speak to me I’m incredibly upset right now.
Coach made me do gorilla hops then proceeded to say “you got that down!!, I’m putting my money on you in a gorilla hop competition”













