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Joined November 2025
For some reason I haven’t been able to cook my chicken right. Just ate some raw chicken idgaf I’m so irritated rn
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THESE BITCHES LOVE FOFA 💯💯💯
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I’m starting to see old people in puffers…nooooo
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My friend put my tag on my crotch when she posted a pic of us.
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#confession I close my eyes hard as fuck as punishment when I catch myself staring at a girl
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You could be having the worst day of your life then doodoomegapeepee69 will ping you on discord to play overwatch
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And I wasn’t kidding
The basketball hat is officially out of retirement. This esoteric soft futch thing isnt working. Time to go back to my evil dyke roots
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“You need to start dating girls” as if dating women isn’t the closest you’ll ever get to hell (and heaven)
she’s a menace hshdgdhdhdh love her
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Why did no one tell me about this toxic yuri ship
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When I get to know someone new and they shake the bag of homosexuality kibble
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She did her one two, but I wanted her three four
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Just followed a girl I rejected 6 years ago
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The best situationships are the ones that continue regularly no matter how long you haven’t been talking
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Ever since I got instagram plus I haven’t actually “viewed” anyone’s story in like 3 weeks
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Mid class I realized that I forgot my vape at the library. No one speak to me I’m incredibly upset right now.
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Coach made me do gorilla hops then proceeded to say “you got that down!!, I’m putting my money on you in a gorilla hop competition”
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Supporting my friends’ hobbies by not telling them when their vape tastes like AI ass
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