‍‍ ‍‍anything ‍‍for ‍me, ‍@capncoach?

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Joined November 2024
⠀ ⠀ i⠀⠀⠀ w͟ill⠀⠀⠀ 𝐑ᴵᔆᴱ⠀⠀⠀ from my⠀⠀ 𝘸o̶rst ⠀⠀ 𝓭𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ i⠀⠀ ᵀ𝚄𝚁𝙽,⠀⠀⠀ i⠀⠀⠀ 𝑪𝙷Ⓐ𝐍𝒢𝐄. ⠀
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(freezes, caught off guard, only for a split second. he knows those hands and that voice and that smell. pretends to ponder,) jeeze, * 💭💭 is that you, old man?
(sneaking up behind @KICKSEGO, manicured hands carefully reaching up to cover eyes, before voice drops an octave.) 𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼 ~ .ᐣ.ᐟ
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HA, did he now? maybe yer boy can say somethin’ again. he's givin’ astronaut and not in a cool way.
me personally, i feel like he's one bad day away from calling himself beardie tartt. i'm trying to get my son to tell him he looks horrifying because he once told him he looks like a husky
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’ey, i'm an exceptional role model to the youngin’s. who wouldn't want’a y’know? we need more jamie tartts of the world, ’less y’look washed up like beard..
god knows who’d want to look like you in the first place .
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roy jus’ sent me a photo. i’unno how t’a feel, liz.
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why's beard stealin’ 𝒎𝒚 look?
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ᅟ ‍ᅟgod's ‍favourite. retweeted
And his crushes got back together without him. What a loser.
Today is Celebrate Bisexuality Day.
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Somewhere in Barcelona: "And I'm Jamie f*****g Tartt"
A new f*****g episode of #TedLasso is now streaming.
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Today is Celebrate Bisexuality Day.
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(looking at his own hands now. open, close. open, close.) made me feel better, that's for sure. thanks for’at.
if it's of any comfort i think god gave roy & keeley two hands for a reason.
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walked right into that one, didn't i.
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now that roy & keeley are back together they need to go collect their dog from barcelona
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Just gonna leave this here for no fucking reason whatsoever
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