I didn't think we could top Jerry Hall's comment that James Blunt was "as smooth as butter on hot corn" But tonight she said "his face is redder than a fox's ass at gooseberry time", so here we are... #CelebrityTraitors

Yes, i absolutely did pick up on The Simpsons reference straight away 🤣🤣

Me after a look round the Vatican Museums and St Peter's Basilica #Rome

The best player in the world doesnt need to say he is the best. The world decides. We all know who the best is.

In Rome. This could be a Father Ted episode and you can just imagine it. Dougal all chuffed he's been chosen for the annual Handsome Priests calendar. Proudly telling everyone on the island. Oblivious that its basically soft core pornography, and it causes a scandal.

Book 8 of 2026. Probably still just about on to hit my resolution of reading 12. The basis of 'Legends' on Netflix. Worth a read. A bit arse-twitching when describing some undercover missions where they nearly got rumbled!

Pocognoli talks a good game Tells u he's going to play high-pressing, attacking, aggressive football Actually plays shite in 2 games against Slovenia, naively awful vs Switzerland, & beat a dreadful N Macedonia side while struggling to score from open play Jury's out!

There will be a lot of picking over the bones after this disaster of a camp, but for me the biggest headscratcher is going one striker, playing that useless cunt McBurnie, but dropping goalscorer Bowie.

Watching North Macedonia vs Scotland be like... #MKDSCO

Scrooby Dooby Doo, where are you? #MKDSCO

One time in Heathrow Airport, a guy accidentally clipped my heels. I turned round and it was this clown Dappy. Tbf he apologised, but he looked like every bit as much of an idiot in person as I expected him to.

Just when you think no one can make a bigger mistake than Alan Carr, Richard E Grant says "Hold my beer..." 🤣🤣🤣

Is Ronaldo the worst ever case of a player staying so long in the game they start to tarnish their own incredible legacy? He missed the moment where he could hang up his boots & inarguably be 1 of the all time GOATs Missed it by years And with every game just looks sillier

So far, impossible to say anything other than Clarke's pragmatic football, at times painful to watch, is far more effective than aggressive, high-pressing & risky tactics The red & 1st goal come from daft, naive Football Manager stuff Can only hope we hugely improve under him

Ref in the Scotland v Switzerland game is one of the worst I've ever seen. A spoiling wee cunt who isn't happy unless he has his whistle in his mouth every 5 seconds. Hope he breaks an ankle going up the tunnel.

Things you love to see!!

My wee boy just told me he's making egg fried rice at school tomorrow, as part of a test I asked him if it was an eggs-am Not to blow my own trumpet, but I think this might be the greatest dad joke of all time. The level of cringe I got when the penny dropped was spectacular

Beating this Spain side at home - it's not for everyone. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

First 15 mins we looked like a pub team. Second half we were excellent. Enjoyed the way we played. Aggressive and attacking. Bowie and McBurnie will sorely regret not taking big chances.