Can we ease up with these @thehalara dress ads? They’re cute but I will not be wearing athleisure to a formal event 😂😂😂

Hey @Roku, stop changing my home screen background. I picked what I picked and I like what I like.

Call me a boomer, but fast food just isn’t that fast anymore.

I mentioned to some coworkers that I recently celebrated my 3 year anniversary. Two of them said “it seems like longer!!” How do I read a statement like that? 🤔

Watching the internet fall out of love with Taylor Swift in real time is simply fascinating.

Hot take, but new aunts/uncles are WAY more annoying on social media than new parents.

Talk about a close call 😳

Yellowcard is playing live on Good Morning America today and while I love it, I do sort of wonder what year it is?

🎶Ground control to Major Lazer 🎶

Why is every basset hound named Walter?

If you like Labor Day Weekend (or weekends in general) thank a union member 😊

The fact that student loan companies get to charge a full month of interest before borrowers get to make a payment feels like the purest form of usury in history.

We as a species made up the entire calendar. There used to be only 10 months. It's all arbitrary. Drink the PSL. It should be available all year because who cares.

Hey @snapchatsupport can we get rid of the AI guy? I accidentally tap him EVERY TIME I open the app. It's very much like having a friend you didn't add and don't know at the VERY TOP of the chat feed.

Taking bets on which of our @tmj4 anchors accidentally drops something off the balcony during debate coverage…