@KCisneros05

I talk sports and train dogs. USMC vet #HookEm

Austin, TX
Joined May 2015
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Tits or Ass
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Best days of the year: 5. Christmas Eve 4. July 4th 3. AFC/NFC Championship Sunday 2. any Saturday in October 1. Thanksgiving
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College football is such a gift. Saturdays in the fall are precious. Extreme ranges of emotion. Beautifully unpredictable. Identities that define entire regions. Cherished traditions that cross generations. Pride for who and what we are. Just fabulous.
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Yeah this team is ass
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Texas had 1 penalty today and won the special teams battle. And still found a way to lose.
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They instantly scores 14 points. Dear Texas boosters. MAKE THE CALL
NEW: Michigan has benched QB Bryce Underwood. True freshman Tommy Carr has entered the game against Penn State. on3.com/news/michigan-benche…
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No way you continue to watch this offense every fucking week and make excuses for Steve Sarkisian. He is the weak link in Texas football and it’s becoming more apparent every year. His offense fucking sucks and no one in Austin is telling him. Get a OC or a new HC will be coming.
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All you got have to do is blitz arch and this offense just doesn’t work… it’s that easy!!!
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I feel like I watch the same game every single weekend with this team.
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“Early to bed, early to rise makes a man young, wealthy and wise.” - Benjamin Franklin
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Number of H-E-B’s in every NBA city: 49 — San Antonio 30 — Houston 0 — 26 other cities combined Nobody else is even CLOSE.
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We used to be a proper country
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We used to have it all man. Entire seasons used to end for teams by week 3. Only the real prevailed.
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Omg it’s beautiful here. Never thought Texas could look like this. This lowkey looks like Southern Europe.
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The TE
Sark on the limited usage of Derrek Cooper and Jermaine Bishop Jr.: "The challenge is: Who do you take out?"
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The people who think Arch is the problem. I feel sorry for you. When a QB been in your system for 3 years & he doesn’t even have an idea about an overload blitz coming its not the player. His development from coaches is so bad that he actually looked away from the blitz at the snap.
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I’m not as worried about Texas offense as everybody else is I’m starting to have doubts that it will become the sum of its parts But it doesn’t suck. Texas has played an incredibly good schedule of defenses. Ohio State, Oklahoma, and even Tennessee are certifiably very good Ds
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Texas' national rankings in total offense during the Steve Sarkisian era: 2021: 47 2022: 35 2023: 9 2024: 21 2025: 70 2026: 79 There's been a clear regression since the two College Football Playoff years. It's unacceptable to be worse now than in those first couple seasons.
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“Embarrassing” A stadium worker or limo driver to sark and the longhorns at cotton
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Bring one of them home. It ain’t that hard, Sark.
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