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Thatβs right New Yorkers thinking of moving down south, we have roof bears! You wouldnβt want any part of that.
OMG, this is not only one of the most insane situations Iβve ever seen that probably is gonna end horribly!
Back story: Loud New York woman flies to Pakistan to meet and marry a teenager, demands $100,000 from the government after the teenβs parents objected.
So youβre looking for advice? Stick with that guy. Heβll probably be first in his class at Harvard Law and a 100 millionaire by his 30s with those debate skills.
Hey @OfficialHIMYM! How was this not the reveal story for #HowIMetYourMother?
If youβre tired of getting kicked off social media for simply posting screenshots of the 2016 FBI crimes statistics maybe try the new 2022 hotness! Now with extra obfuscation!
fbi.gov/news/press-releases/β¦
Just wait until she runs into some dude frog whoβs kinda into that #Awkward
βFemale frogs fake their deaths to avoid having sex: studyβ
nypost.com/2023/10/11/femaleβ¦
The @bariweiss thread showing various accounts and the actions taken got me wondering @elonmusk. Down the road will individual users be able to see what actions/labels were applied to them? Sunlight of that magnitude wonβt allow this to be dismissed as minuscule #TwitterFiles
NARRATOR: βBut tragically the rations for the mission were packaged in sealed jars and the crew was lost after starving to death within a weekβ #ZeroGSpot
Show vacation this week.
I'm so sorry this is happening to you!
Perhaps these answers can help:
1. Weβre not fired (for those happy/sad)
2. Hate our fill-in? Binge our podcasts (for those whining about our free product)
3. Trump back on Twitter hurts muh fee fees (grow up)
Be careful what you ask your wife for when the dogβs around dailymail.co.uk/news/articleβ¦
Sometimes it feels like @JoeBiden saw that old Eddie Murphy βWhite Like Meβ SNL skit and didnβt realize it was satire.
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I admit I donβt closely follow the news in #Britain but I think this is either the new #PrimeMinister or the new #DrWho π€·ββοΈ
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Let me get this straight. @WakeSheriff Gerald Baker didnβt get the role his ego desired at Deputy Byrdβs funeral and now the K9 officer who coordinated the funeral is demoted to jailer? Another K9 officer is demoted to SRO? Thatβs a lot of coincidences. #NCPol
I mean, is it actually βGrand Theft Autoβ if the progressive DA refuses to prosecute? #WokestarGames
'Grand Theft Auto VI' to have female hero, scale back racist, sexist jokes: report trib.al/lrg2kZN













