I only go places wasted like I’m Joe Namath // baby forehead autographer

Rand University, XIV
Joined November 2012
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That first time hearing Tuscan Leather
Drake’s third studio album 'Nothing Was The Same' dropped 13 years ago today ☁️ Favorite tracks on the album?
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5'6 balding Phil Collins strolling around in an office shirt singing and drumming one of the greatest songs ever is the definition of AURA.
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The world was a better place with TNF color rush jerseys
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Right on schedule with the AI doomer op, Netflix is releasing a film tomorrow that they've been making for 3 years, which is designed to scare everybody into begging for government control over AI. The timing of this, along with the Anthropic doomer psyop events, clearly indicate high-level coordination.
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“7 HOURS OF REDZONE FOOTBALL STARTS RIGHT NOW!” My wife:
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That say nfl reg season starts today
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the world you grew up in no longer exists
Johnny Manziel won the Heisman (as a freshman) with a bloodstream consisting mostly of Wild Turkey 101
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The dodgers ownership group committing legitimate white collar crimes to win multiple World Series is worst than the Astros stealing a few signs to win a couple home games
How do the Dodgers carry an unlimited payroll? Filings uncovered by @NickNemo17 show roughly $1.45 billion in debt for American Media Productions, the entity behind SportsNet LA and the Dodgers' 25-year, $8.35 billion Charter deal, sitting on the balance sheets of 5 life insurance companies tied to or controlled by the Dodgers' own ownership group. i.e. the Dodgers get a sweetheart deal on their TV rights from a media company their owners co-own, financed by insurance companies those same owners control. Because ownership sits on both sides, as borrower and lender, the setup functions as a closed loop: -When RSNs hit turbulence, banks enforce covenants or force restructuring. Here the lenders are insurers the owners manage, so the capital stays patient and cash flow to the team never gets choked. -MLB taxes net local revenue at 34% but allows deductions for debt service and interest tied to running the network. Carrying $1.45 billion in media debt on AMP's balance sheet generates interest expense that shrinks reportable net TV income and the resulting revenue-sharing bill. Then there's the payroll itself. Over $1 billion of it is deferred, owed to 9 players through 2047. Pushing that cash out frees up money today, some of which is going toward servicing that same debt, and kicks the actual bill to a stretch of decades many of today's owners won't be around for. LA built a (seemingly illegal) structure that captures its own interest yield, shelters TV income from league revenue sharing, and helps fund payroll dominance in the process.
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“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI” Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.
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NAHHH 😭
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Say what you want but Russini and Vrabel stuck together through a pandemic, multiple kids, two ongoing marriages and a stint with the Cleveland Browns. A lot of relationships would never be able to handle all that.
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“If I die today, don’t tell my motha until later tonight. I don’t want my motha thinkin I died in the afternoon.”
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USA vs. Canada on Sunday for GOLD
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Past & Present #Isles
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I grieved the death of Ned Stark longer than Erika Kirk has mourned her husband.
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Tom Kennedy EXTREMELY randomly: #NFL | #OnePride
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Arrest Woody Johnson @FBI
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Being a Jets and Mets fan
What’s harder than this?
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the mets don’t deserve to make playoffs but i do, i deserve to make playoffs
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what does football mean to you?
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