When you see the new @Avengers #Doomsday teasers and your first thought is "the LEGO sets for this are going to be AMAZING!"

Hey @SlackHQ - there should be an "@ thread" option to tag everyone actively participating in a given thread within a channel. #FeatureRequest

So fun to see @garyvee cameo in #TronAres

If football games end in a tie, the QBs from both teams should have to arm wrestle on the 50 yard line to determine the winner. 💪 🏈

It's easier to hit my daily step goal because of all these trips to the bathroom in the middle of the night. 🚽🚶‍♂️

Offline FTW! Thanks @NotionHQ

Integrity in a nutshell

I’m pretty skeptical of new fiction authors, but good night @nateliason NAILED it with Husk. Can’t wait for the next installment of the Meru series. 📚

"Responsibility is a privilege. It’s not given to us, it’s taken. When we choose to be on the hook for something, it makes our work better." @ThisIsSethsBlog

When you remember what you were vaguely worried about forgetting and it’s not a big deal.

100% of people who say "XYZ is dead" are trying to sell you something.

Confession: Despite my pervasive use of the 🎸 emoji in Slack, I do not actually play the guitar.

I’m going to bed and I’m already thinking about the nap I get to take tomorrow. 🛏️ Forget pirates. It’s a dad life for me. 😎

Surprise. Surprise. All those "Memorial Day Only" sales are extended. 😜

First week at the new job was 👍👍 Thanks @kit!

Bonked my head this morning. 🤕 Grabbed the first bandage I could find. 🩹 Doesn’t matter what’s on it, it still works. PJ Masks to the rescue. 🦸‍♂️ As a dad, the “cool” ship sailed so long ago that I can’t even see it on the horizon anymore. 🚢 😜

My face when a friend asks me about protein. #FitDadLife

Apple needs to bring back the Touch Bar. 👇 I specifically bought an older used MacBook just for this feature. 💻 And it was cheap. 💰

"Athletes" should be spelled "Athleets". I said what I said.

Don't make any deadline promises between noon on Friday and noon on Monday.