Relentlessly optimistic Marketer with a kind heart and a beautiful pup. Dropping gifs like my life depends on it.

Carshalton
Joined March 2014
Someone said β€œyeah but you’re a fixer aren’t you” and I’ve never felt so cute πŸ₯°
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Still looking for the below request! Please email if this is you or you know someone who could help :)
Looking for a UK based psychologist to answer some questions about navigating difficult conversations around weight gain #journorequest #prrequest
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She was reserving the parking space for a friend and tried to prevent the driver from parking. The best way to deal with a scoundrel is to use magic. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Despite my dedication to rules and training, it turns out that sometimes you just gotta sleep with the dog on the sofa to get any shut eye…
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Restless leg syndrome is in full swing tonight.. I feel like a teen again πŸ₯Ή
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Actually, I'm going to say this is applicable to any sized business. It's overwhelming at best, damaging at worst.
Whoever gave small businesses the advice to email their database more than once a day is doing them a huge disservice*. No one needs 3 emails in 24 hours about your 'AMAZING SALE', trust me... It just feels odd. *webinar / event changes or urgent updates, I can forgive
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Whoever gave small businesses the advice to email their database more than once a day is doing them a huge disservice*. No one needs 3 emails in 24 hours about your 'AMAZING SALE', trust me... It just feels odd. *webinar / event changes or urgent updates, I can forgive
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Not one for dressing up dogs, but these cooling off bandanas are great for sun seeking pups that won’t stay in the shade!
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This is wild…!
β€œWhats the most unhinged ways you cheated on an exam”? The Nigerian version is… πŸ˜©πŸ™†β€β™€οΈ A thread
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Reading is life. I don’t make the rules.
Only those who read books regularly will understand this feeling.
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Fail. Fail. Fail. Fail. Fail. Whooooopsie!
Extreme Very British Challenges 1. Bring the emptied wheelie bin back in without having a quick peek inside first. 2. Place items on a shop counter without saying β€œjust these, please”. 3. Pay for petrol without looking back out at the pump. 4. End a taxi journey without saying β€œanywhere here’s fine”. 5. Don’t apologise when someone bumps into you.
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Must admit, I didn’t have watching Bryan Adams perform β€˜London Calling’ on my 2025 bingo card… But life is full of pleasant surprises! Rubbish photo 🫣 / Awesome cover πŸ‘Œ:
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When Rosie was reunited with her first Mummy Betty. Gorgeous brown bears πŸ₯°
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One year ago today we picked up Rosie and started the 6 hour journey home… 12 months later, 6 hours in a car is the very least we would do for her. It’s been an amazing year; she’s taught me far more than I’ve managed to teach her, and reminded me what life’s really about 🌹
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Cleansing all timelines…and helping me through a particularly shite week. We don’t deserve dogs, but I sure am glad I’m got this little scruffy kisser in my life ❀️
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