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Running into the living room after you get home from school after having a PE lesson dedicated to roly poly's and sitting on the sofa with a cheese string and frube yogurt waiting to watch The Story of Tracy Beaker #GrowingUpBritish
My ex supports Wolves, he used to make constant digs at Everton and sing Liverpool songs at me to try and get me to react. Hope you enjoyed tonight, cause I certainly did
I adore this man
The way Jack Grealish talked about Everton during his first loan spell at the club 🥹💙:
🗣️ "You know, when you leave City, one of the best teams in the world, people expect you to go to one of the so-called 'Top Six'.
You look at Zinchenko, left City, went to Arsenal. Jesus left City and went to Arsenal. Sterling left and went to Chelsea, and people were saying to me, 'Ah, what are you doing going to Everton?'
And I was like, 'What do you mean, what am I doing going to Everton?' One, it’s a massive club. And two, I wanted to just go somewhere and feel the love again and wake up and want to play with a smile on my face again."
“Can you blame him?”
Yes I can, because apparently he’s done it to other clubs as well. Monoco needed a sale and he’s totally fucked them up. Chelsea’s deal with Monoco also fell through so they’re probably going to be hit with sanctions or deductions too.
Everton if the club was a person:
Last person to board the plane, delaying it for everybody else
The person doing all their shopping at the last minute on Christmas Eve
The person to enter a shop 5 minutes before closing time to grab their entire shopping
If you don’t want people like Jamie Carragher criticising you on Monday night football, maybe take a fucking look at yourselves. What these lot have done is absolutely unforgivable
Can’t even give it 0. Sold out back up striker before a deal for a new one came through, deal collapsed. Bought an injured player and he’s out until Christmas, sold one of our best players to city, tried to sell our best young prospect in years, bought a panic buy for 5m.. shite
How the fuck can you take a top side that was being built with options (which we’ve asked for to avoid relegation) to literally stripping that side of its assets and make them weaker and now we look like a relegation threat. The entire transfer team need to be sacked.
I actually woke up feeling sick now. Shouldn’t have sold Beto if this was going to happen. It’s an absolute shambles
Listen my sweet prince I love you very much, but I won’t be going to sleep with a smile on my face tonight
The Everton board turning up on Sunday and seeing the big fuck off banners after this abysmal transfer window where they’ve left us with hardly any squad players left
My head has truly blown off here, need my vape. I cannot wrap my head around how one club can hire so many incompetent bastards

























