A new episode of The Five Count at the Movies is available now! Sit down with us and watch the ALF Christmas Special! There are some scenes of attempted suicide, terminally-ill children and unfunny extra-terrestrials. Viewer discretion is advised! #ALF patreon.com/thefivecount

Stay tuned for a bonus Christmas show on Patreon!

Check out The Five Count's new installment of "Ton reads He-Man" where, as the title suggests, @JustonJCline reads about He-Man! #HeMan #MastersoftheUniverse #readingforpleasure patreon.com/posts/ton-reads-…

A new episode of "The Five Count at the Movies" is available now! We're watching the 1987 release WWF: Piledriver: The Wrestling Album II - The Music Video! For just $1, you get access to all sorts of treasures/nonsense on our @Patreon! Give us thanks! patreon.com/thefivecount

The Five Count Halloween Special is airing now on @KmsuMaverick! You can also find it at thefivecount.com and your fav podcast apps! Get early access to our shows, bonus content and our classic episodes on @Patreon! Congrats to those who won tickets to @TwinCitiesCon! #Boo

A new episode of The Five Count at the Movies is available now! Sit down with us and watch The Paul Lynde Halloween Special! There are some scenes of witch hijinx, Carol Brady making out, and KISS' Peter Criss singing love ballads. Discretion advised! patreon.com/posts/five-count…

Episode 1,000 of The Five Count comes your way this weekend! Here's a picture of @JustonJCline's bedroom, where we recorded the first episode back in 2004! thefivecount.com

A brand new episode of "The Five Count at the Movies" is available now on our @Patreon! Sit down and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot with us! Take your shirts off and tell your friends! #JudasPriest #80sRock #MetalFamily #HeavyMetal #HeavyMetalParkingLot patreon.com/thefivecount

Don't miss our tribute to Terry Funk this week on The Five Count! thefivecount.com #TerryFunk #RIPTerryFunk

A new episode of "@JustonJCline Reads He-Man" is available now on The Five Count's @Patreon page! Check it out! #HeMan patreon.com/posts/ton-reads-…

We're celebrating @JustonJCline's birthday, with the help of Bozo the Clown, this week on The Five Count! thefivecount.com #BirthdayBoy #HappyBirthday #BozoTheClown

Congrats to everyone who won tickets from The Five Count to tonight's @WWE Raw at @TargetCenterMN! #WWE #WWERaw #WWESummerSlam #SummerSlam #WWENXT #CodyRhodes #BrockLesnar #WWEMinny #WrestlingTwitter #WrestlingCommunity

We're celebrating @JustonJCline's birthday this week on The Five Count! If you can't make it to the party, you can still call/text The Five Count Hotline and leave us a message we can use on the show! You can also leave a question/topic in the comments for The Five Count Mailbag!

WWE Superstar @ZoeyStarkWWE joins us this week on The Five Count! See her live on Aug. 7 when @WWE Raw comes to @TargetCenterMN! #WWE #WWERaw #WWENXT #ZoeyStark #TrishStratus #WrestlingTwitter #WrestlingCommunity thefivecount.com

We celebrate the 25th anniversary of the day @TheOzzFest '98 and @VansWarpedTour '98 joined forces in Somerset, WI this week on The Five Count! Skatin' meets Satan this Saturday! thefivecount.com #Ozzfest #WarpedTour #Somerset #OzzyOsbourne @JustonJCline @maverickshilly

Uncle Sam wants you to call/text The Five Count Hotline! Leave us a message we can feature on the show and be a real American! You can also leave a question/topic in the comments for The Five Count Mailbag! Don't delay! #4thofJuly #Ozzy #IndependenceDay #questiontime #Happy4th

Richard Williams, founder and guitarist for @KansasBand, joins us this week on The Five Count! #Kansas #DustInTheWind #PointOfNoReturn thefivecount.com

We have a brand-new episode of The Five Count at the Movies on Patreon! For this episode we're watching 1986 instructional video Show Off! How to be Cool at Parties! There are some scenes of white guys beat-boxing and Theo Huxtable sorcery. #partygoers patreon.com/thefivecount