A haiku: Tweets once left my mind, Now X sits in place of them, I observe in peace.
McKinney, Texas
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There’s a direct correlation between how many things are in your hands and how much trash your kids want to hand you.
Is the primary purpose of a koozie to
0%Keep your hand warm
100%Keep your beverage cold
1 votes • Final resultsThese days, I’ll bet most of Aquaman’s time is spent helping people at the beach find their Apple Watch.
Justin Stowell retweeted
🚀 MISSION VII GIVEAWAY🚀
🛰️Canaveral Blue Peformace Sock🛰️
In honor of @UCF_Football we’re giving away a pair of our brand new LIMITED EDITION UCF Canaveral Blue Hex Peformace Socks!
To win 👇
1) RT this
2) FOLLOW @RockEmSocks
Giveaway ends 10/14 11:59 pm
Justin Stowell retweeted
We’re rollin’ deep this time with a whole pack of Knights: @bpurington, @JustinStowell, @mattdesalvo & who knows who else. 🔥
We’ll be belly sourcing our way through your beautiful city so please help us out. May or may not have the Zach Bryan playlist goin’…
#ChargeOn #OUDNA
Justin Stowell retweeted
Hey #UCF fans, we’re giving away TWO NEW Football jerseys to have a little fun leading up to Wednesday's game vs SMU! 🏈
All you have to do is...
⚔️ Retweet
⚔️ Follow @chargeonxyz
⚔️ Tag a fellow diehard UCF fan
Winners will be announced Thursday morning!
#ucftwittermafia
Justin Stowell retweeted
Outlook's search function is perfect for those days when you want to read just 30 percent of the emails between you and someone else, out-of-order, without any of your replies or attachments showing up
Well that’s about the clunkiest way I’ve seen a price increase communicated 😂🤦🏼♂️
Since launching the All-Access Membership at $39 eight years ago, a lot has changed about what we offer. Today, we’re announcing changes to our pricing. Learn more here: pelo.tn/3xukybs
There's not an official "Cool Runnings" soundtrack on @Spotify, and that's a problem for me.
