Dad, Marketer, Advisor, Investor | Hitched to @rebeccasoffer

Austin | NYC | Berkshires
Joined September 2009
Justin Soffer retweeted
Redid the "You Can See Everything" trailer with the biggest sociopath I know - my cat
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The @Tesla Gigafactory Texas as seen from a @united flight while using @Starlink — we live in @elonmusk’s world now
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Their shipping speed is unreal
MUSE FEATURE ALERT: muse for mac now has computer use! queue up your jobs, walk away, and it keeps going. muse loves laptop ♥️
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If this isn't the best movie ever, it's certainly one of the greatest trailers of all time. I immediately bought tickets. There are only a handful left at @alamodrafthouse in Austin for opening weekend
Here is official trailer, You Can See Everything
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That was quick. All sold out now.
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This!
Muse is lighting fast. Please Zuck, I’m begging you to let @natfriedman work on Ads Manager UX for just one day.
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Big news for central Texas
Replying to @elonmusk
Boring Company is working on a simple, precursor Hyperloop tunnel between Austin and San Antonio (>200 mph). Due to traffic congestion, that journey can currently take up to 2.5 hours. @BoringCompany can reduce that to a consistent <30 mins.
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I heard Home Depot last year looked like this. I didn’t believe it. The problem is now obviously far worse than anyone imagined.
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Ever since I was a kid I always waited with anticipation to see what @kbohls would write about the game, with lines like this: “This game was one for the ages and, in truth, probably aged every one of the 105,044 who crammed into Royal-Memorial Stadium and witnessed this rollercoaster of a football game.”
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Justin Soffer retweeted
This 👇
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“Create a spreadsheet with all of my birthday offers with the Gmail label “Birthday-2026” summarized line by line with the merchant, offer and use-by date”
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Hi @Austen I was cleaning out old things and found this never used Marin Software Timbuk2 messenger style bag. I’m happy to give it to you, if you want it. Let me know.
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My bull case for Upwork $UPWK is for Uber $UBER and @dkhos to think beyond mobility and travel, and instead see a global “workforce” that can (and will have to) be up-skilled beyond driving in an autonomous world. Drivers become AI prompters, micro specialists, etc. Especially at a P/E ratio around 10, the asset itself is also not expensive, even further limiting risk
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I went to @Costco today. The entrance smell is so distinctive, I think they are leaving money on the table by not selling this.
🤖 Made with AI
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This new Las Vegas "all inclusive" deal is insane: $330 TOTAL for TWO PEOPLE comes with: 🏨 2-night stay at Luxor or Excalibur 🍽️ 3 meals daily per person 🍷 Beer or wine per meal + non-alcoholic drinks 🎭 2 tickets to a Vegas show (multiple options) 🎢 Big Apple Coaster ride 🚗 Self-parking for 1 vehicle Wow. travelzoo.com/hotels/las-veg…
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BOY IS THIS SWEET 🤘 #AlwaysCompete | #HookEm
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“The incident raises philosophical questions that previous generations never had to consider: Does the baby get its own rider rating? Should the parents tip? And what, exactly, does a robotaxi think when a human being materializes in its back seat?”
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