Perhaps get her some extra towels?l

🎵 Looking for a chick w/o OnlyFans. Daddy issues. 5’5”. Sane eyes. 🎶

Travel unnecessarily

Your network is your net worth

Ladies. Mansplaining is short for "Man Explaining".

I only fly when I drink

The four levels of wealth: 1. No debt 2. No checking prices at restaurants 3. No checking prices at hotels 4. No phone case on iPhone

Florida is a bubble

Wondering if someone you know is in Miami for F1? Don’t worry, they’ll find a way to tell you.

If everything started 2 hours later the world would be a much better place.

For years when my mother would get bad news or someone died, she'd reply: I'm so sorry for your loss 🤣🤣 (She thought 🤣 meant, "I'm extra sad.")

But would you have cut me off? ⁦@Heather_Poole⁩ #JewJetting #TBT

Premium economy is an oxymoron

Merry Hanukkah 🕎 – at Amphoe Ko Samui, Surat Thani Province

I’ve never met a compliment I didn’t want to fuck.

The only thing getting an MBA taught me is that I want my money back for my MBA. – at Bali, Indonesia

Wondering who’s at Art Basel? Don’t worry, they’ll fucking find a way to tell you! – at Bali, Indonesia

🇮🇩 @ Bali, Indonesia instagram.com/p/Clpct7BhOo9/… – at Kuta, Indonesia