My son “I feel a bit sorry for derby fans” Me “fuck off to bed”

Has a team ever had so many chances and scored so few goals ? Ever ?

I think this foreign channel I’m watching have put a repeat of the palace game on #nffc

Another holiday in the trusted company of sir @richardosman Another great read.

Strapped in for another relegation battle then #nffc

Ready to go

A year ago today. Take me back #nffc

I’ve had this on my wall for over 40 years, it’s a limited edition with a number printed on the back with “Jecopens Manchester”. It’s Edwardian Fine Bone China. Does anyone else have one or know if it’s worth anything? #nffc

22 years ago today. Still miss him.

We are paying a manager £13m a year and we haven’t scored in 4 home games. Good luck to the happy clappers #nffc

I’ve managed to buy a seat that doesn’t exist #nffc

The amount of people that don’t know this is “goals scored” is unbelievable

Well done Everton fans. That’s what being a fan is all about. Not sitting in your bedroom working out squad cost ratio bollocks.

Please take note @nffc #nffc

My #nffc book shelf is full. Have I missed any?

Everyone moaning they travelled to Nottingham and paid £20 a ticket to watch the #nffc reserves, obviously didn’t spend a fortune travelling to Denmark to have this announced a hour before kick off.

Only 6,669 #nffc season ticket holders have joined the away membership. Surely this was the chance to open up the “closed shop”

No. Going to the Simod cup final in 1989 didn’t count for me either