Lawyer/prosecutor. Politicker. Fmr librarian.

Monahans, TX
Joined August 2010
I love the Midwest so much.
Watch this to the end, you won’t regret it. This is what happens when you’re at happy hour and are reminded you agreed to do an interview about your race.
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Man, rough week to be the guys who impeached the corruptest sumbitch in state government only to turn around and endorse him on the public airwaves because Washington told you to.
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I was in Ohio a week ago. Didn’t see Jimmy T but did come across an Aggie grad with a man purse.
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I think the primary difference is the ‘16 rural R lot were too bashful to admit being proud of Trump and his folks and the ‘26 lot are too ashamed to admit they’re ashamed. Otherwise yes.
If Republican voters aren’t answering polls, the polls could end up making the same mistake they did in 2016.
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REPUBLICANS: 30 days until Election Day! MONDAY, October 5, is the last day to register to vote. Make sure you and your friends are registered, and get ready to vote.
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“Bunch of real pieces of shit on the ballot but I need you vote for them anyway.” Amazing messaging.
#TXPol: "I'm Texas Senator Angela Paxton. People have asked my thoughts about this election and turns out, I have some ... I'm voting for the Republican ticket on November 3rd." Texas PAC is up with a new ad featuring Angela Paxton, Ken Paxton's estranged wife.
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Girls at the office took me to lonche for my birthday and sent me off to a massage where a small Filipina woman absolutely destroyed my skeletomuscular system with hulk level physical violence. I feel 38.
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Mobile and Durant during early voting. Jesus Christ.
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Trump is visiting Mobile, Alabama, for a midterm rally on Oct. 2, per the RNC
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Ive done drugs and murder and all manner of thefts and assaults. But a jury trial for a traffic ticket is on the schedule now and it’s the most excited I’ve ever been.
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Drug and murder jury trials, to be clear. I do not do drugs or murders.
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A simple “No” would’ve wasted a little less of my time.
I condemn racism in all its forms, including James Talarico saying white men are America's top terror threat and that he prays to overcome his own 'whiteness,' whatever that means. Only one person in this race has a history of dividing Texans by race, and it’s James Talarico. I will continue to focus on uniting our State and bringing together the broadest possible coalition to fight for Texas, our values, and our families.
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I just don’t think the AI slop is gonna land with anyone under a hundred.
NEW AD: James Talarico is weaponizing faith to sell a radical agenda, and he even brags about hating Christianity.
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Yeah if you’ve got yourself a globally terrible candidate who maybe a dozen people in the state actually like it’s definitely everybody else’s fault he can’t raise any money.
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There is no “15th Court of Criminal Appeals”
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It’d be pretty cool if we had a congressman to call about this.
Replying to @travisbubenik
Here we see CBP's planned new "patrol road" going straight through Big Bend's historic Langford Hot Springs store (NPS photos). This road could be up to 24-feet wide, or even wider with a maintenance road, the agency says: nps.gov/places/langford-hot-…
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The rest of it aside, I would like a pair of the shock gloves before the holidays arrive.
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I don’t know jack about her politics but I want the Chris Farley lady from Michigan on the television all the time.
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If I’m Beshear I just order the special election and see what happens.
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