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Emil Maurice ass bitch
Stephen Miller claims Somali-Americans in Minnesota are "buying Mercedes, buying BMWs, they buy a nice house, all their kids fly first class all over the world" (This is a lie!)
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The San Gabriels look beautiful tonight
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Am I the only one defending Justin Herbert on the internet? I get it there are so few Chargers fans, but it's literally not hard at all to defend Superman even in a world full of kryptonite
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Bo Nix is the greatest QB in NFL history who can't throw the ball as far as I can
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the worst part of daily life is when you forget to bring your phone in the bathroom and you've already started to piss and shit and you just hear yourself and you're just a disgusting animal with a brain, no better than anybody else in life
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Box Nix is just not a good QB, every other Bronco unit is so talented
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ah yes, what a knee slapper
Hahaha! What an awesome country!
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Seiya Suzuki could barely play RF last year and he's a gold glover? No Tatis who objectively is the best RF in baseball. This is a complete joke
Your 2026 Rawlings Gold Glove Award Finalists! Winners will be announced on 11/1! #RawlingsGoldGloveAwards
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Watch this to the end, you won’t regret it. This is what happens when you’re at happy hour and are reminded you agreed to do an interview about your race.
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Chargers couldn’t even protect Herbert for a Hail Mary
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Has yet to be sacked, wow what's that like
49ers QB Brock Purdy leads the NFL in QBR, is tied for the league lead in touchdown passes, has yet to be sacked — but now heads to Seattle, which has been San Franciso’s kryptonite. Cc: @tyschmit 🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/1sX…
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That's why we're called the Padres
Today, @MLB has approved the placement of @Padres pitcher Mason Miller on the Postseason Paternity List. During Miller's absence, pitcher Wandy Peralta will be an active member of San Diego’s NLDS roster. Miller will be allowed to be away from the Club for a minimum of one day and a maximum of three days. Upon his return, Miller will take Peralta's place on the Padres’ active roster.
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my football team is dead and it's 100 degrees outside
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Imagine explaining what just happened to any baseball fan even 30 years ago. That's embarrassing
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This is great. They get the final out and everyone is playing it cool, then Ethan Salas sees them playing it cool so he plays it cool.
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the chargers need to move back to San Diego
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i love this. Look at his head, he didn't even see the ball. He just manifested a homerun with the crowd energy, seriously watch it again
"HOLY SHEETS" into an absolute nuke is why postseason baseball cannot be beat. (Via: @MLB)
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up past curfew
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New aerial footage shows the scale of devastation in Gaza
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