Justin Ang retweeted
I really forgot how laugh-out-loud funny Kicking & Screaming is until I rewatched this on Netflix a few days ago. Holy smokes this is funny as hell, even as an adult. Robert Duvall & Mike Ditka are perfect together in this movie. I’m so thankful this film exists. RIP Duvall.
Once you realize salads can just be thick cut salsas you can eat with a spoon, you’ll be eating more salads in no time.
Replying to @LizAlderfer
Is your index finger knuckle also extremely dry and cracked due to slipping on sneakers with your finger!?!
Replying to @mikestan
Do you watch “How to with John Wilson”? There is an episode that really gets off track in season 2, “how to appreciate wine” where he meets the founder of Bang and it’s exactly what you’d imagine he’d be like.
Replying to @YNB @MiracleWhip
Grew up on @MiracleWhip on toast! It was a treat! We couldn’t even afford the second slice of bread for a sandwich. If we were lucky there was a slice of American cheese.
Replying to @LizAlderfer
May I recommend an IG account I recently discovered? instagram.com/fashion.biolog…
Still a lot of fight in this iceberg. Go iceberg!
In a faint echo of the 1912 disaster, a wall of ice at the Titanic Museum in Tennessee collapsed and injured three guests. apne.ws/M5uCHoI
Replying to @LizAlderfer
This is the good person’s version of the fly episode of Breaking Bad
“Eat your uni” is the new “eat your vegetables” also I’m described as “a friend” in this article, so make room Agatha, Agnes, Jermaine, and Jack!
In one of my last pieces for the Guardian’s west coast bureau, I brought home a cooler full of spiny purple aliens and then cooked them and ate them for your reading pleasure theguardian.com/us-news/2021…
Replying to @LizAlderfer @Wieneraaron
9? 9! 9 is drier than a Brigham Young frat house. I’ll take ho hos all day!
Replying to @LizAlderfer
“I’m going to anger the democrats/republicans by counting this state, but it’s still early, still a lot of votes to count” but god damn John king doesn’t break.
Replying to @JustinAng @LizAlderfer
Though John King’s energy and persistence in the last 24hrs is quite inspiring. Though I think I’ve watched so much of CNN that he just sounds like a broken record now “You gotta be patient”.
It is a wine club wine that I do not care to admit how much I paid for it, also don’t really understand how it lasted more than a day in my fridge.
Replying to @LizAlderfer
Vanna is a national treasure that John King wishes he could be!




