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dont tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul

That awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents, So you just sit there and look at your phone in silence.

sometimes i feel completely useless then i remember i breathe out carbon dioxide for plants so i guess i'm not that useless after all

"k”, “ok”, and “okay” are 3 very different things.

Single ( ) Taken ( ) Who cares I'm awesome (x)

Person: Do you want to hang out? Me: I have to ask my mom. Me: *Doesn't ask her* Me: She said no.

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i love those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it’s not weird at all

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Biggest lie I tell myself: "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

DO NOT TEXT ME WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING I'm not trying to be the last unfinished message they find when your ass is wrapped around a tree.

I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you, get ready for some crazy shit.

49 days until Christmas ????????

I hate it when friends change just because they meet new people...

Why do people cry on the last day of school? You should be crying on the first day of school.

Son: Hey dad! I got a girlfriend! Dad: Nice son, is she hot? Son: Hell yeah! Girl: Hey Dad! I got a boyfriend! Dad: *Loads shotgun*

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

I remember my first day on twitter..I was like, "What the fuck is this shit?"

i just heard "on average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you” omg bless you all i hope you’re all okay i am so sorry

true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people.. together