Attention Young Men: I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it. Step 1: Stop playing video games Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical) Step 4: Go clean your car Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class Step 6: Go to the yoga class Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class Step 8: She says no Step 9: Follow her to her house. Step 10: Talk to her neighbors and tell them that you’re dating and will be moving in soon Step 11: She finds out what you’re doing and realizes you must really care about her and agrees to go on a date with you Step 12: Take her to the nicest restaurant in town and give her a diamond necklace Step 13: The entire restaurant applauds Step 14: Your wife finds out Step 15: Marry your new special lady and start again at Step 1.