@JustNotTheSam

I'm the world's most interesting pension administrator.

 Chicago
Joined March 2013
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Someday as a bit I will bench 420 pounds.
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The implication here is that a day of work is worth $667 per worker. That's $173,000 per year.
Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuru14h
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 GTA 6 could cost the US economy $1 billion in a single day as up to 1.5 million Americans are expected to take the day off to play.
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I don't like cheering for the cowboys but I don't have a better option tonight
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Cardinals LB Mack Wilson Sr. is unfazed by the Rams and their off-season moves.
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Good to see Caleb Williams Back! Now when they get trashed by ATL there will be no excuses!
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@BuschMVPOct 16
WHERE YOU AT BREWERS FANS?? YOU ARE ALL FUCKING SILENT ALL OF A SUDDEN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤣🤡😂🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣🤡🤣
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Brewers fans made a lot of noise when they advanced to the World Series after sweeping the Dodgers espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…
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@slimernowSep 28
Atleast i get to watch the Bears get belt on MNF
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Can the Packers pull off a blowout win against Atlanta? @haha_cd6, @kuhnj30, and @RyanWingFOX11 discuss.
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I’ve never seen a QB this hyped walking down a tunnel… Feels like Bryce Underwood is about to go WILD
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@Nero25 Sep 2025
These are the people performatively weeping and crying on CBS News as ICE drags them off to be deported and your mom and sister are choked up and saying shit like maybe we could have an amnesty
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok25 Sep 2025
U.S. and Mexican authorities just arrested baby trafficking ringleader, La Diabla. She ran a network to lure pregnant women to remote locations, perform C-sections, harvest the organs from the mothers’ bodies, and sell the babies to couples in the U.S. MONSTER
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It's more of a grassy knoll
Terry@terry_qcbfMay 23
A hill you’re willing to d!e on:
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You could almost buy 1 Chanel jacket if you didn't eat $28 lunch every day for a year
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@CryptoMikliMay 18
Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z is financially cooked when people making $70K a year are spending $28 on lunch
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Make more bread. That's not enough bread.
Mariana Oliveira
@marioliveirainMay 5
A pessoa te chama para um date e serve isso aqui, o que faria?
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Quitting my job, buying this, and retiring in 5 years
Yonan
@yonannApr 28
Dave Ramsey says a $600 pressure washing job can be the first step to making 150K a year "You don’t want to be 63 years old still pressure washing. But to get through this week, you can do a lot of pressure washing" "Use the pressure washing money to pay $10,000 for code school, then go make 150K a year coding, every move should be a step toward where you want to be in 10 years"
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Bailey Curtis
@baileyycurtisApr 26
A Bella Ciao remix and The Fate of Ophelia blasting from the Avs locker room following a 5-1 win over the LA Kings. 🙂‍↕️
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The women who have come forward are carrying years of pain. Speaking about that takes real courage. Ana Murguia, Debra Rojas and Dolores Huerta are speaking with clarity and strength. I stand with them and condemn all instances of sexual assault. The United Farm Workers was built by a movement of people — especially women — and its legacy is bigger than one individual.
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Republicans believe rapists should have more rights than women …
John Nichols@NicholsUprising6 May 2022
Asked if a woman should carry a pregnancy to term if it resulted from rape or incest, J.D. Vance said he favored forcing women to give birth even in cases where a pregnancy was “somehow inconvenient.” This is what the Republican Party has become. thenation.com/article/politi…

Meet the Poster Boy for the GOP’s Trumpian Cult of Personality

J.D. Vance was a loser. Now, he’s a nominee.

thenation.com
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"I'd rather lose than support a misogynist." -Guy who worked for Bill Clinton and Andrew Cuomo
Sam Stein
@samsteinApr 2
Third Way laying down a marker here, in ways that are definitely going to rile folks on the left.
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Let's just keep these guys in control
More Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUSMar 25
BREAKING: Trump will appoint Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Ellison and Jensen Huang to the President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology. The council will weigh in on AI policy and other issues, per @WSJ.
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Waymo is Google. This is a $3,500,000,000,000 company with $132,000,000,000 of net income last year.
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What's interior about Venezuela?
*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaoneMar 25
U.S. INTERIOR SECRETARY BURGUM SAYS HE BROUGHT BACK $100 MILLION WORTH OF PHYSICAL GOLD FROM HIS VISIT TO VENEZUELA
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