If I say thank you, you reply with:

"Why don't they just put one of those giant tarps over it?" @BigActionBill

I could sure use Mike and The Mad Dog killing the ump on that last call to get me through the day THAT'S A TERRIBLE CALL, MIKE!!! YOU CAN'T CALL THAT A STRIKE!!! DAWG, IT WAS AN ORE FULL CAWL!!! AY B-S CAN'T GET HEAR FASTEN UFF

Mike was supposed to be live at 11 and it's 11:30. "He probably fell asleep listening to Sweeney Murti"

The #Celtics need to play Jason Giambi if they want to win at The Garden

WORST TRADE EVER

WILL YOU SHAVE??? I MEAN COME ON, KRISTA FURRR!!!

Hey @OfficialTAZ someone's biting off your gimmick

Detroit will win the NFC

See ya, Rain Jizz

STAWM DUCK HORT!!!

OHM IKE ODD #Knicks

So @keithhernandez got hacked and al I can remember is this: youtu.be/8cNN9Tatvh4?si=2DG3…

The Sean McDermott story doesn't come out if Buffalo were 9-3. Spawts meteor is a bitch.

See, if Mike and Chris were still together they'd have Steve Cohen on the air at 1:06 PM and Ohtani would be a Met by 4:30.

See ya, Jawj Santos

I would've been hit Zach Wilson with my helmet

Mike White has thrown for more yards than Zach Wilson