I pretend like I know what I'm doing, it's gotten me this far.

Joined April 2017
Going to start compiling the silly usernames I see in Apex Congrats Glitter Boobs, you're the first
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My old tweet on this remains evergreen:
Remember: Game designers in the 80s and 90s were computer science majors who loved literature, classic fantasy and AD&D. There is a very obvious reason the AAA market had been declining for so long. I don't need to spell it out.
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A law that restricts people's artistic freedoms because it's "icky" is a bad law.
if you’re angry over the new uk porn law because “there’s other matters that are more important” while that is true it doesn’t mean that it’s a bad law???? like you can be angry at the gov for focusing on other things but whyre we defending incest porn 😭😭
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Replying to @User52528b
They made porn depicting fictional incest illegal but refused to pass a law to make marrying family illegal. So its fine to do in real life but depicting it in fiction is illegal. Cant wait to see them arrest anyone who watches game of thrones.
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Unfortunately, we have to defend the disgusting porn. I've played these dang games before.
Choosing porn as the place to start this very obvious campaign to police our online access is so clever. Who wants to be publicly seen as championing incest and choking porn? It’s definitely a slippery slope though, that should worry people a little
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Tim Sweeney is a MACHINE that turns: > we fired multiple essential employees into > Programming is hard into > Why is Fortnite launching Among Us?
Epic Games Launcher is so vide coded that instead of automatically restarting Fortnite, it booted up Among Us instead 💀💀
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pra todos que não gostam dessa, lembrem-se que foi o pivô pro mike flanagan deixar a netflix. fizeram diversas exigências como aquela sequência ridícula de jumpscares e mudaram muito da ideia original dele, como inserir o culto (não existe no livro) só pra depois não renovar.
Se você gostou de "Carrie: A Estranha" e curte as séries de Mike Flanagan, dê uma chance a "O Clube da Meia-Noite" na Netflix. Uma série CRIMINOSAMENTE subestimada que esconde um olhar humano (e bonito!) para a morte. É sobre a fantasia/sobrenatural enquanto esperança.
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please just fucking uninstall aniimo lying about ai and now THIS? (the game comes with malware)
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Hank hill is a conservative. He loves Regan but almost stopped supporting bush because he had a limp ass handshake. He would hate Trump because he doesn’t like showboats and ESPECIALLY because trump eats his steak well done. Hank has told Bobby to politely but firmly ask people to leave their cookouts if they ask for well done. Hank also reaches over the aisle because of his character to always do what’s right and not because of a political party. He loves Ann Richards who was the democratic governor of Texas. His dog ladybird is name after Lyndon b Johnson’s wife out of pure admiration for them. True king of the hill fans know how much he loved ladybird. Co creator Greg Daniels even said in an interview that Hank would’ve hate trump and not vote for him.
Definitely have. Hank is as conservative as they get. To suggest otherwise is ignorant
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True punk is the perseverance of the human spirit.
Palestinian skaters in Gaza continue skateboarding among destroyed buildings and damaged streets despite the war
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On todays episode of "Jess will never escape QA" I'm 5 pages deep in the community bug reports for Planet Zoo 2 and I am having more fun reading the reports than I am playing the game
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PZ2 secret abortion scheme confirmed
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In Stephen King’s 1974 book, Chris Hargensen and Billy Nolan kill Tommy Ross when one of the blood buckets drops on his head and knocks him out; he dies later in the fire while unconscious. Carrie does not use her powers on him. The blood, the laughter, and his collapse are the final trigger that snaps her. She runs out, then deliberately returns, locks the gym doors, turns on the sprinklers, rips down live wires, and sets the place (and later the town) ablaze while broadcasting telepathically that she is responsible. Narration describes her smiling as she looks back at the trapped students and continuing the destruction after “realizing what she has done” and her sanity breaks. She shows complex leftover attachment only to her mother (she still goes home seeking comfort before Margaret stabs her and Carrie stops her heart). There is no textual evidence of special mourning or guilt over Tommy that is absent for the rest. The dying telepathic connection with Sue Snell is about clearing Sue of blame and shared pain, not a catalogue of regret for the body count. The idea that Tommy was the singular exception she truly felt bad about is largely an invention of the film adaptations (especially the 2013 version, where she visibly mourns him and that specifically ignites the rampage). In the book, once the switch flips, the distinction collapses into pure, indiscriminate rage.
Was Tom's death the only killing Carrie actually felt any real remorse for? #carrie
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Hoy Fortnite lanzó su nuevo launcher creado con IA y algunos programadores aprovecharon esto para sacar el juego y meterlo en Steam 😭😭😭 Estás personas lograron integrar Fortnite directamente en Steam de forma avanzada. No se trata de un simple acceso directo al archivo ejecutable (EXE), sino de una modificación que solo activa las partes esenciales de Epic Games (como el sistema antitrampas y los procesos mínimos requeridos) para iniciar el juego sin tener que abrir la tienda completa. En pocas palabras, crearon un truco técnico para que puedas jugar Fortnite desde Steam y saltarte por completo la plataforma de Epic Games, haciendo que el juego ejecute únicamente lo necesario para funcionar.
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fico puta q o king passa páginas do livro explicando o que é telecinese e como é um poder da mente pra chegar na versão de 2013 e colocarem esses gestos ridículos na chloe moretz pqp ridícula essa cena do baile
to obcecado pela carrie
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"Much of the room wants it to be 2016 again, but it's not." Is CRAZY considering you're using a pfp of you when you still had hair on the top of your head 😭😭😭✌️✌️✌️
Replying to @a_apanasik
Much of the room wants it to be 2016 again, but it's not. Our job, as the provider of tools and technology to much of the industry, is to design for the present that is and the future that will soon be. Personally I'm optimisic about it and see it as empowering for creators.
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In the book, The Hellbound Heart, this is almost literally Frank's reaction when he realizes he's about to get graped by pierced eldritch liches with no sense of sensation for all eternity.
"Toxic misogynists discovers that Cenobites will rip off all his skin and torture him in hell forever, rather than deliver 100 kinky bit booty virgins for him to play with" is such a fantastic subversion. 🥩♥️
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I had a Thought: Had the protagonist of Carrie (novel) been male, it would have been banned across the country for inciting violence, the same way Rage was. There are so many similarities to the end of Carrie and the way many school shooters have talked about things. /1
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But because Carrie was a girl, it was 3 movies and a tv series, because violence in traumatized young girls is "hysteria" and unlikely to be replicated Even as a 20 years pre Columbine novel, Rage was pulled from print, while Carrie has always been peak horror.
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They were only written a few years apart too, and while Rage has a far more blatant impact, I do think Carrie would have held the same power This is still a very clumsy line of thought that I absolutely need to explore more, but wow how has that never crossed my mind before
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