@JustHelens

Spend a lot of time fisting horses. Vet. Mother. Farmer’s daughter. Luke O’Nien appreciator.

 Ireland
Joined January 2011
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Is that the way he actually talks? And looks? Why is she remotely interested in him?
Brian 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@ExierenOct 20
#BBUK
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Man Utd in the last half of the season was truly the worst football I’ve ever seen played. And I support Sunderland.
Man United Source@1ManUnitedNewsOct 21
Can’t understand how we’ve fallen off so badly. Same team. Same manager. New signings to strengthen the squad. Last half-season was brilliant. Now we’re playing like a Championship side. Surely Casemiro’s departure can’t explain all this. Makes no sense. #MUFC #1MUN
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Really enjoyed Carrie on Amazon Prime. Highly recommend.
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Bottom of the league now. Lucky I don’t care about football at all isn’t it.
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He’ll be on I’m A Celeb next
GB Politics
@GBPolitcsOct 16
🚨PICTURED: Altai the tiger has been pictured for the first time since he killed a man in an incident at Yorkshire Wildlife Park on Saturday
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I’d love to know what Kirsty Gallacher thinks of her sister being married to Brand. So many questions.
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Vladimir Jenin@VladimirJeninOct 12
Kelly Clarkson having her Veruca Salt tantrum about a $15,000 steam punk bird in the middle of a cost of living crisis is peak guillotine if you ask me
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Dead_insid
@Dead_Inside_079Oct 11
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Did they kill the fucking tiger??
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To clarify to the mentals, I would be very angry if they had killed the tiger. But they haven’t.
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Tad or Treat@ghostofthesun89Oct 9
Replying to @tonyhawkbrosk8
When i was in high school there was a store near my house with a massage chair you could demo that literally raised a conical shape thing directly into your asshole as part of its massage cycle
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“I love a hedgehog but there is a time and a place for them”
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“Moon face, weight loss jab nob”
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Have to say Ed Gamble is looking very rideable tonight
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Nathan J Robinson@NathanJRobinsonOct 8
the most "america circa 2026" sentence in the newspaper this AM
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Esluva 🎀
@Vesper_2005Oct 8
soon as you follow a man back they in ya dms like this
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I’d let James Blunt smash my doors in with his battering ram
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I hope Mattso enjoyed his trip to New York. Shouldn’t have had that chilli in the airport though.
The Daily Beast
@thedailybeastOct 7
An American Airlines flight from Madrid was diverted to New York after six of the Boeing 777’s eight toilets stopped working mid-flight. thedailybeast.com/american-a…

American Airlines Plane Forced to Land After ‘Potty’ Emergency

The plane should have had eight working toilets onboard.

thedailybeast.com
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Sometimes I wish me and my sister were closer and then she visits and I remember I’m quite happy with the way things are actually.
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allvideoscilp@allvideoscilpOct 6
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