Not a boomer but feel like one. Magic/Bucs/Rays. Husband, Dad, Veteran, Dork.

Joined October 2024
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First game of the NBA and we already got a classic tweet
hand paul george a water nigga @jaytatum0
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Christie was like a hog in slop at those debates. Knew he was never going to be POTUS so he focused his efforts on ensuring several other people also would not be POTUS. A true hater, through and through. In this rare instance you gotta hand it to him.
Chris Christie knew who Vivek Ramaswamy was from the jump.
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Hey @NBA … I was thinking maybe we could get a few more gambling ads. I don’t currently have any real addictions but I was really hoping to acquire one soon. I’m close. Feed me.
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Adam Silver looked at the unemployment rate and said fuck it start the season at 3pm
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Franz Wagner says he “plans on playing tomorrow” after fully participating in @OrlandoMagic practice today.
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Sudeikis's face-making in this full sketch is apex comedy stuff. Happy opening day.
happy NBA season
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Mons Venus gone be jumpin tonight. Congrats Tampa.
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Yeah I’m sold on Sweeney fixing the Magic issues. Basically has an exact handle on what they need.
We got new Magic Head Coach Sean Sweeney to draw us up a play here at the FFCA! This was awesome.
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Magic head coach Sean Sweeney drawing up a play on Jon Gruden’s YouTube channel 🤝🏽 The collab you didn’t know you needed (🎥: @BarstoolGruden)
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fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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The Magic remain big fans of Anthony Black and do not want to trade him, per @TheSteinLine
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Paolo Banchero you can rest. The nerds are grifting cooper Flagg now
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🙋 Certified Elon Musk hater here. He should cure cancer. I will feel so owned and I will cry and you can all laugh at me.
If Elon created a cancer vaccine, people would complain about the size of the needle.
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Chris Rock just nailed one of the biggest problems with wokeness. Helping people who feel marginalized is good. He says so himself. The trouble starts when a good cause becomes an institution. The first few witches were real. Then you open a witch office. Now there are salaries, budgets and pensions to justify, and the office needs a steady supply of witches to keep existing. That’s the trap. Once a cause becomes a career, solving the problem means losing your job. So the problem never gets solved. It just keeps getting redefined. A system built to find wrongdoing will keep finding it, whether it’s there or not.
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The Orlando Magic really winning the championship this season man 🥹🥹
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Kimberly Guilfoyle flaunted her nudes album to me... with each man's Amex card next to his compromising photo: @KennedyNation spills every sordid secret from their Fox News days trib.al/mJnY2FB
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.@OrlandoMagic INJURY UPDATE: Franz Wagner will not return to tonight’s preseason game vs Miami due to a right shoulder soreness.
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Franz Wagner was grabbing at his right arm after that last 3-point attempt. He seemed to be in some slight pain on his right side before he took that shot... Wagner exits for Tristan da Silva and takes a seat on the #Magic bench.
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Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when I do it, suddenly I'm "recklessly endangering children" and "unfit to be a school bus driver".
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