Liquidity taking reply guy May have long or short exposure on securities mentioned - may even have exposure opposite implied by my idiotic comments.

Same bubble you're in
Joined August 2023
I briefly lived in Washington D.C. in the late 80s/early 90s back when 16th St. was in an uncomfortable transition from ghetto to gay as hell (hookers started on 14th). People kept ripping the antennae off my Honda Civic. I complained to two police who, without looking up from their newspaper (which actually seems like the most anachronistic part of this story) told me to go to AutoZone and get a solid antennae. The Honda Civic antennae was hollow and you could smoke crack from it.
There’s a decent amount of denial about how much worse urban crime was in late-20th century America. If you don’t remember stuff like The Club, removable car stereos, or subway graffiti ask your parents or local LLM.
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19, but don't push me $BSBK.
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Rehab? Banking products? Why not both?
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Long enough to reset WAL pref As above 8%. BANC pref Fs? Doubt it, but…
How long can the 10-year Treasury yield stay above 5%? According to WSJ/Dow Jones Market Data, the previous eight stretches above 5% all ended within two months, averaging just 12 trading days. All occurred in 2006–2007. But before September 1998, the yield stayed above 5% for more than two decades. History offers very different precedents. Crossing 5% alone tells us little about how long yields will stay there.
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Wake up, babe, new definition of perpetual just dropped and it's much shorter than the long bond.
Yesterday we closed the book on XBTUSD — the contract that started it all. Launched on 13 May 2016, it was the longest-running perpetual swap contract in crypto. And until we are told otherwise, the longest running derivatives contract of any kind, given TradFi still trades on contracts that expire. Let's take a trip down memory lane one last time 💔
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Bill McGill retweeted
Well he’s right of course but this was more fun when he was coming for other people’s longs
If your Home is worth more, or you have paid the loan down far enough, you should be able to drop EXTRA Mortgage Insurance. Right now Fannie Mae will not let your loan company call and tell you that you may qualify because your home has gone up in value! You have to know to ask. Freddie Mac will let them call. That is crazy. We are fixing that. Fannie Mae will follow Freddie’s rule: if you may qualify to drop unnecessary extra insurance because your home has gained value, they can contact you and walk you through how to cancel your PMI. You can stop paying for coverage you do not need and keep the money.
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It's going to be so funny next summer when all interns will be pointing at the screen, shouting "fixed-fixed reset date is 6/30/29; redemption notice must be delivered by 12/1/27."
Watch a Japanese train driver for one minute and you'll see something strange. He points at the signal. Out loud, he calls its color. He points at the speedometer. He calls the number. He points at an empty platform. He announces it's clear. Alone in the cab. No one is checking on him. It's called shisa kanko. Pointing and calling. Japanese railways discovered something about the human brain a century ago: your eyes will lie to you. Your finger won't. Seeing a signal is passive. Your mind can drift. Pointing at it, naming it, hearing your own voice — that forces the brain to actually process what's in front of it. Studies found it cuts human error by about 85 percent. New York's subway quietly copied part of it. Their conductors now point at a marker at every single stop. Japan looked at the most boring moment of a workday — the ten-thousandth time you check the same signal — and decided even that moment deserves full attention. It looks ridiculous. It has helped make Japanese trains among the safest machines on Earth. Sometimes greatness is just refusing to do anything halfway.
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Someone please explain to me how Vanguard could be paying $4B for a broker-dealer/SMA platform with $77MM of equity, a mere $138MM of net customer free credit balances and a laughable $1.8MM of aggregate customer debit balances? Based on FPL and cash seg, maybe they probably have less than $10B total client AUC. How do you pay $4B for that? wsj.com/business/deals/vangu…
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This no-S&PCapIQ clown has probably never even spent a week considering whether $HCBC should a branch in Gunnison.
This used to be a great restaurant. Has anyone ever been excited to see a new bank branch coming to their neighborhood?
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Longtime short-sellers will get a kick out of who's running 5th in this race...
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…except it’s wrong. It’s a grandfathered TruP and if you tax affect the yield, it still doesn’t make sense for Citi to redeem it.
Citigroup Capital XIII (NYSE: C-N, CPRN) is a fixed/floating-rate trust preferred security (TruPS) with a coupon that resets to three-month SOFR plus 663 basis points. The security currently yields approximately 10.3% and trades at a material premium to par. Although callable at par since 2015, the probability of a call has increased in 2026 due to Citigroup’s strong profitability, ongoing liability management, and management’s demonstrated willingness to accept near-term earnings impacts for long-term funding improvements. Given the heightened probability of redemption at par, purchasing this TruPS at a significant premium to par is inadvisable. Open to the Public $C Assessing Call Risk in Citigroup GFC-era Trust Preferred fixedincomebeacon.substack.c…
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AOCI* (not always negative)
A random thought inversion for the bank people. Low COF banks almost always carry huge AOCI via long bonds (i.e. SVB or BAC) almost as if one causes the other. Has there been a low COF bank that DIDN'T also carry a top-quartile AOCI mark through a rate rise (besides BUTK)?
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$OTP buying Luminor is sort of a surprising move. No financial terms disclosed yet, but it's a large-ish acquisition for a bank that hasn't really been built on large acquisitions and a rare move into more developed CEE markets when OTP has been more active extending its presence south and east. OTP has a decent acquisition currency, but will be interesting to see whether Blackstone consortium that owns the 80% not owned by DNB accepted it.
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The Leaning Tower of Pfizer could be huge. This city never tries anything different.
If you looked at the Pfizer building at any point in the past five years you wouldn’t be surprised by the news today
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During Bank Boy Summer? How is this possible?
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Never let it be said that first you need to be Brittany Spears before you can act like Brittany Spears.
When you’re John Maxfield, you receive mail from anonymous people trying to intimidate you by sending your family pictures of burning bank branches.
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