Went to @ChipotleTweets and this employee had her hair on pig tails with them dipping all in the ingredients as she made people’s food. Last time going here for a while 🤮

Engineering friends! I’ve created an iOS Shortcut that allows you to screenshot an email/text from a client, it will extract the artist name, song title, relevant revisions or notes, and then export all of this into a reminder. Anyone want it?!

I hope they never turn Siri into an actual robot cuz sometimes I wanna beat the shit outta her

These are the kinda questions my 3 year old asks me

I need a back rub and $10k

Back at it

What it is hoe

I hate that I switched over all my lights to “smart lights”. Now instead of flipping a switch, I’m screaming “SIRI TURN ON THE FUCKIN LIGHTS” 5 times in a row

hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? it doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

Sooooo can we play Diddy songs again?

I need to start bitching on here again

That knocking door to door salesman shit gotta become illegal

When Autotune fucks up, it ROYALY fucks shit up

Siri stupid as shit

I am SO tired over the last few days

Imagine doing revisions back when you had to record on tape

Anyone seen this new show Adolescence?

YESTERDAYS MIX IS NOT TODAYS MIX

Everyone has the same experience the first time they try to drink straight out the champagne bottle