Wait one second, hold the phone and the front door. You mean to tell me Bill Nye is not his real name?!? 25 years of being lied to. No one talk to me for the rest of the day
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#UFC248 Zhang vs Jedrzejczyk has been the best fight I’ve seen in the UFC in a long time 😳 absolute slug fest
Replying to @JunterHames
Ok but she’s gotten be superhuman!! I haven’t been there in like 2 years and she still knows what I want! – at Miami, OK
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Elderly lady at the gym: Sorry what’s your name?
Me: Mason
Elder: Well how about I just call you muscles?
Me:















