@Jumps__

I have been a hockey fan since 1974. Maple Leafs / Canadian / Nordiques / Flames / Jets / BBC / Leafs / ChatGPT / Kraken / Stars / Predators / Sharks / NBC

 Canada
Joined August 2012
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Replying to @NHLFlames
You traded the BEST powerforward to EVER play for this team for 2 playoff no show rentals in Weegar and Huberdeau get a nothing prospect and a very late 1st rounder? Absolutely appalling never buying tickets again.
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NEW: The U.S. was supposed to spend $40 billion to build internet in rural America, then Elon Musk got a huge chunk of that money redirected to Starlink. He made hundreds of millions, while countless people still don't have good internet. We went to Louisiana where kids can't do their homework, schools can't support their students, and businesses struggle without a reliable connection.
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TRADE: We’ve acquired forwards Kirill Marchenko, Miles Wood, and goaltender Elvis Merzļikins from the Columbus Blue Jackets

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There is word this afternoon the Columbus Blue Jackets and Toronto Maple Leafs are deep in discussions on a trade involving Kirill Marchenko. More to come...
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Holy shit send Berube to Alcatraz
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Has anyone who worked on EA sports NHL 27 ever watched a game of hockey?
73%Definitely not
27%highlights from the 1940s
11 votes • Final results
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just bc it’s so hilarious i want all the shiny hunters to know logan paul – who said stream wouldn’t end until he found shiny onix & complained the whole time – hasn’t found shiny onix & stopped streaming.
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Lazy parenting is not a valid case in favor of a mass surveillance state.
American Principles Project
@approjectSep 20
If parents can't even effectively protect their children from seeing a R-rated movie, what chance do they have of shielding them from online porn?
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Countries with “official state-run media”: 1. North Korea 2. China 3. Cuba
Ed Krassenstein
@EdKrassenSep 21
BREAKING: The White House is set to launch "TRUMP TV" at 7:00 PM ET. It will be official state-run media.
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They really are just mindless cattle.
johnny maga
@johnnymagaSep 21
North Carolina patriot shares his thoughts with the media while filling up with gas: "It's reckless to put somebody in office and then fight him the whole time they're in. I just think people need to learn, get behind the guy. Once he's in, he's in. Let's take care of him."
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Israel bombed every single hospital in Gaza but Ed Sheeran’s feelings are hurt so he’s the victim
non aesthetic things
@PicturesFoIderSep 21
Ed Sheeran says he felt 'abandoned' by friends and family amid Israel-Palestine controversy “In these situations, you really find out who your friends are”
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This joke would kill at middle school
FactPost
@factpostnewsSep 21
Vance: We need somebody who will fight back against the fart left. Now, you may not have even heard that, but I just called them the fart left, not the far left.
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Matt retweeted
TacTix@TacTixHDSep 17
Both coaches decided to change their lines off the draw... 1 goal game... 1 min left... Stanley Cup in the building 💀
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I genuinely in my entire life have never seen a video game as bad as NHL 27.
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The 1v1 gameplay on 27 is quite literally just rag and spam turds. Thank goodness Bucigross said the quiet part out loud, because these people genuinely have no fucking clue what they're doing.
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The “Americans can’t afford food, but if they could, the food may kill them,” stage of Republican governance and deregulation.
FactPost
@factpostnewsSep 8
The USDA has announced a recall of 1,513 pounds of pork contaminated with listeria, warning there is a reasonable chance of "serious adverse health consequences or death" if consumed.
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Matt retweeted
Jo
@JoJoFromJerzSep 8
None of this happened. None of it. Somehow, he’s telling NEW LIES about 9/11, and if that doesn’t piss you the fuck off, nothing will.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparSep 8
Trump claims he was basically lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Trump was miles from Ground Zero on 9/11, speaking by phone from his office. He visited the area days later. His story of being lifted from the rubble by firefighters first appeared in 2021 and lacks corroborating evidence. politifact.com/factchecks/202… usatoday.com/story/news/fac… newsweek.com/fact-check-did…
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MORE NHL 27 CODES 🚨 Like, retweet and comment what console you're on for a chance to win Follow me so I can dm you Will be picking winners through the long weekend. Good luck!
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Matt retweeted
Matt@Jumps__Sep 3
Whenever I tell people that the employees of EA NHL don't actually watch hockey or know what they're doing. Just know, I'm right.
Leafs Papi
@LeafsPapi_Sep 3
Toronto Maple Leafs goal song in the new NHL 27. We haven’t used this since 2023 😭😭 #LeafsForever | @Ozoon_CA
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HAPPY #NHL27 LAUNCH 🙂 I HAVE CODES AND A SPECIAL CELEBRINI SIGNED COPY 👀 RETWEET AND RESPOND WITH YOUR CONSOLE FOR A CHANCE TO WIN 🏆
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In the 90s: 70% of teen mothers were impregnated by men over the age of 20. 24.3% of babies born to 11-12 year old girls were impregnated by men with a mean age of 23. Grown men are on TV complaining about those rates dropping.
FactPost
@factpostnewsSep 1
Fox host complains about low teen pregnancy rates: "The problem is teens and young adults. From ages 15-19, the fertility rate is down 7%"
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