Found a shoe rack today

I’m looking for Padrinos for my Bad Bunny ticket lmk 🤧

“Babe quiero ir al pumpkin patch” “Okay amor” 🥰 :

This explains why I don’t hear my alarm going off in the morning 😭😭

“You got anything to eat” My fridge:

broooo go away not tonight 😭

Put your takuachitos to bed with chamoytonin 🍭

Happy Hispanic Heritage Month to all my Latinos working for that American dream. 🇲🇽 🇺🇸 

The perfect combination :

When I text you "🪗" it mean i'm finna start acting accordingly

mfs be asking “wyd” at 3am like yeah i’m outside with peso pluma

Me not eating until finding something good to watch

i’m telling FAFSA yall got RBD & Sueños tickets

Nobody: Hispanics at parties:

TAMALE, POSOLE, MENUDO, CALDO, CHAMPURRADO, ABUELITA CHOCOLATE, ARROZ CON LECHE SEASON COMING UP AND I CAN'T WAIT

F*ck orange juice and apple juice it’s all about that mango jumex

Mexicans be like “quieren café “ at 10 pm

latinas only care about zodiac signs because they grew up watching 12 corazones 😂

Us Mexicans be saying “no pasa nada” knowing dam well que ya valio verga

My mom tells me ′′Disfruta Tu Juventud′′ and gets mad when I get home late