Author of ALOHA RODEO, SMOKEJUMPER and CROSSING THE HEART OF AFRICA for @HarperCollins. Writer of all the things. Musician, dad, galeophobe
Portland, OR
Joined March 2009
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Hey @OceaniaCruises how do I get off your mailing list, you send the most insane amount of junk mail I've ever seen
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Brownshirt ICE rolled up to my local Home Depot today and got the F-off treatment.
Shoutout to this woman because this is exactly how it’s done. No badge, face covered = F*ck all the way off.
📌 It’s on us citizens to stand up for our vulnerable brothers and sisters.
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From @SmithsonianMag: The Dramatic Rescue of the Citizen Sailors Who Patrolled the Atlantic Coast Looking for Nazi U-Boats
by @davidwolman @Julianwrites
Everyday Americans risked their lives watching out for enemy submarines.
#Longreads #Longform
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Trump truck spotted out in the wild in its natural environment... seeking gender-affirming care.
Hey @XfinitySupport, you're telling me I have to *call* you reset my password? That's ridiculous.
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HOWARD DEAN: HOOOWAAAH!
2004 ME: this guy's a damn loony toon. politics is never gonna get wilder than this.
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I joined @PiersUncensored in NYC today with a *lovely* panel to discuss why I believe Kamala Harris will win #Election2024 and become the first female President of the United States. Here's my explanation in less than 2 minutes.
Cliffs Notes: The righteous rage of women
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As we all await the outcome of what feels like a make-or-break election, I want to offer some perspective, if you’ll hand a fellow with eight-plus decades the mic for a moment.
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if kamala wins jimmy carter is going to die like yoda in return of the jedi immediately after
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The funniest outcome would be if we all go to bed tomorrow night with no winner declared and when we wake up it’s June 28th, the day after the Biden-Trump debate, and we’re all trapped in a 4 month long time loop for the rest of eternity.
