@JukeGyte

Heee/Him

Joined June 2009
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I love having a big fat cat, when he flops onto me it feels like a child jumping on me.
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HEEE HAW⚪🇵🇸@JukeGyte21 Jun 2020
Ladies he invites you back to his place which is an old lighthouse you have to reach by foot and the only light is a old rusty lantern giving off a pale dingy glow but he 6'1" what u doin.
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I can hear electronics because I am a technomancer. Im normal brainwise.
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@FavwontmissOct 15
WAIT, YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT BEING ABLE TO HEAR ELECTRONICS TURN ON BECAUSE OF A CHANGE IN FREQUENCY CAN BE A NEURODIVERGENT THING??? BRO I THOUGHT EVERYONE COULD HEAR THAT.
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Hot and, furthermore, sour soup.
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the greatest emo album is, of course, party all the time
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Innerspeaker was good unfortunately he kept going.
drinker's peace@ClownOblastOct 9
one of my zoomers was describing a contemporary 'generic algo-pop' taste profile to me and listed tame impala, which was kinda culture shock for me. i had to milennialsplain how innerspeaker was treated as a second coming upon release. it was a big deal for rock listeners.
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The Second Album snd Currents are fine.
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Opened The Windows When I Left To Get a Crossbreeze Going.
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This is Amulet erasure
rune sword@runesword1Oct 8
why are the mystical properties for crystals always good? why aren’t there any crystals that give me horrific nightmares or brain fog?
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Kattoo King@SimplyKattooOct 7
That's not real food bro, it's ingredientslop. You only like it because of the ingredients.
natalie@nataliestwtOct 6
you can only believe this if you solely make “elevated” nytcooking style ingredientslop. there are so many cheap meals you can make if you aren’t buying bushels of mint and cilantro to use once in your indian style chimichurri-chutney
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Lena@chancevisitorsOct 5
Notice how there are no Leonard Cohen songs about getting your money up
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YHWH Lovegun@buttholemuseumOct 3
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle's pussy
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Got dinner at the diner down the street from my house and it Wasn't That Good 👍
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I will be moving mean girls to the bottom of my brat ranking.
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Misandry is not real but it should be
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Give Jane Doe a Gun and Their Addresses
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Yes
clara@clarafablesSep 26
is your pfp actually you?
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mak@matchageekbarSep 25
to stick your penis inside of me you must first answer these riddles three
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Halloween 3: Season of the Witch@h3sotwSep 24
the brain is the most sexual organ
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