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Juice Terry Lawson

@JuiceTerryL

Worked on the juice lorries. Best job ah iver hud. When they paid us oaf ah made stag movies. Spice ay life! Also known as ‘Scud Terry’

Joined August 2012
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Ah goat gied 50p from Graeme Souness and spent it oan sweeties.
Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) profile pictureFesshole🧻
@fessholeSep 12
I found a 50p coin in the change dispenser of a vending machine in the early 90s when I was about 14. I took it but was worried the police would catch me, so I went to the loo and concealed it in my foreskin. The cops didn't stop me and I got home safely with my 50p coin.
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Story oav MA life!
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Nae fucking piss or shite?
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Mind the time ah played AW the brothers? @ridcoupon
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Line aw four cunts up and they’d still no be able tae size up tae Juice Terry Lawson! Guaranteed!
Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) profile pictureIrvine Welsh@IrvineWelshMay 7
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Only a milky-bar heeded buftie wid be looking at another man’s welt. No that MA welt can be missed! Guaranteed!
Carl Ewart (@CarlEwart_) profile pictureCarl Ewart@CarlEwart_Mar 20
Has tae be said, @JuiceTerryL has a very long foreskin
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Nae interested in working in thon. Ah only need tae things in life. One is juice. Ah think ye ken the other!
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One can oav Iru Bru oan top ay the other! Guaranteed!
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@enewsJan 7
NFL alum Matt Kalil sued his ex-wife TikToker Haley Kalil after she compared his manhood size to "two coke cans," alleging his largeness was a factor in their 2022 divorce. bit.ly/4qcAho0
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Mind when ah couldnae cowp eftir yon doctor thought ah hud a dodgy hert? Glad that aw goat sorted. Making up for it now though, guaranteed! #spiceaife
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Jist a wee session @RidCoupon ?
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Ahm gonnae fucking live forever!
Metro (@MetroUK) profile pictureMetro@MetroUK31 Jul 2025
You need to ejaculate HOW many times a month to help prevent prostate cancer? trib.al/grNsVzo
You need to ejaculate HOW many times a month to help prevent prostate cancer?

You need to ejaculate HOW many times a month to help prevent prostate cancer?

Take your health into your own hands.

metro.co.uk
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Dropped oaf at an auld stately hame today, cunts only hud a statue oav Juice Terry! No enough stane for the welt mind! Need a whole fucking quarry!
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Thon Kraut defence takes some fucking licking! Guaranteed!
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Ur you at Glastonbury watching Rod Stewart @Franco__Begbie? Jist like the wanky middle class shite you’d lap up now? Guaranteed!
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Sad day eh @Franco__Begbie? Now ye are aw reformed ah kin see Pape Franco oan the balcony at the Vatican? “Dae what ah command or ah’ll tan ye jaw!”
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Ah preferred the sequel
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Ah’ve eywis believed it!
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50 fucking nash fir a gam! Ah’d expect anal for thon!
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Weekends in Edinburgh are fucking barry. Gie some posh fanny the Juice Terry charm and wake up in a fancy hotel eftir being baws deep aw night. Breakfast buffet for Lawson then nash! Eywis romantic, guaranteed! #spiceaylife
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