Recovering people pleaser. Archenemies: fitted sheets and dual A/C controls. Memento mori. I’m gonna wanna pet your dog.

Tuscaloosa, Alabama
Joined February 2013
JUST IN: U.S. polling firm Wedgewood Polls admits to completely fabricating election polling data ahead of the 2026 midterms.
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USPS: Don’t send cash since it can be stolen. Also USPS: Your ballot is totally safe.
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Alabama getaways are reaching new heights! The new Lodge at Cheaha State Park is getting ready to welcome guests, featuring private balconies, a rooftop bistro and incredible mountain views. Reservations are expected to open in late November! 📸 Billy Pope/ ADCNR
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Breaking news: it appears that Islamophobia is caused by Muslims stabbing people all the time.
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Cows literally make milk, ribeye and beef liver out of grass and then their poop regenerates the soil…yet somehow theyre ruining the environment?
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You don’t find your identity. You peel away the bullshit until what you’re left with is yourself
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Big banks: "Your application has been received. Please allow 6–8 weeks." 
Community bank: "Come in Tuesday, we'll figure it out." 
Move your money local.
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A guy wearing a palestine flag will call confederate flags a symbol of retarded inbred losers who lost a war
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2016: I use technology every day and I love it. 2026: I want a job as a park ranger that only needs a flip phone
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Es gibt 54 muslimische Länder und ihr kommt in mein Land und ihr beschwert euch über meine Kleidung, Schinken und Hunde?? Fickt euch!!
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you've been asking, and we're delivering! introducing: Waffle House Salsa!
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You can always be right or you can learn and become successful. But you can’t do both.
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i think we underestimate how much courage and healing it takes to become genuinely interested in your own life again after spending years just trying to get through it.
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Here's an explanation:
Airplane mode isn't really for the plane. Guess what it really is for!
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Roadster transforms in Track Mode These aero features aren't just for looks: they provide the best passive downforce package of any road car (approaching F1 levels!) with wing actuation driven by the @Tesla_Optimus actuator system
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Never forget what they did to you: $600 to Hawaii victims $770 to California victims $750 to North Carolina victims Over $200B to Ukrainians Billions for illegals
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It's a little comical that TSA will steal a pair of nail clippers from you if the file looks too spooky, but the government was perfectly comfortable importing people with terrorist connections.
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