Do I need to spell it out for you? Cat- as in feline. Judgemental as in- you’re probably an a$$hole. Got it? Good. Conspiracy Meowist
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Doctors of Florida.
Beware @PBandJenelley_1 will be contacting you in regards to her phantom illnesses and injuries. Be not mistaken; all a clever ruse to gain access to prescription medication.
Thank you for your time.
Fat people fuck everything up for people capable of not stuffing their face with every feel of an emotion.
Hey ladies!!! I know. Dress in even more revealing outfits at the gym and post more pics and videos. That really upsets us. Fucking dumb bitches. Good god.
Can anyone explain to me like I’m 5 why that thing wasn’t on a leash?
🚨BREAKING: Man attacked by tiger at Yorkshire Wildlife Park after entering enclosure.
• Yorkshire Wildlife Park in Doncaster has confirmed a “serious incident” at its tiger enclosure on Saturday afternoon.
• Yorkshire Ambulance Service was called at 1.33pm, dispatching two ambulances, Yorkshire Air Ambulance and a doctor.
• The park has activated its emergency procedures and is working with authorities to establish what happened. Witness says that "shots were fired."
• The wildlife park has closed and will remain shut tomorrow.
One for the Home Team!!!
🚨BREAKING: Man attacked by tiger at Yorkshire Wildlife Park after entering enclosure.
• Yorkshire Wildlife Park in Doncaster has confirmed a “serious incident” at its tiger enclosure on Saturday afternoon.
• Yorkshire Ambulance Service was called at 1.33pm, dispatching two ambulances, Yorkshire Air Ambulance and a doctor.
• The park has activated its emergency procedures and is working with authorities to establish what happened. Witness says that "shots were fired."
• The wildlife park has closed and will remain shut tomorrow.
Milo’s Asshole Orange Tabby retweeted
🚨BREAKING: Man attacked by tiger at Yorkshire Wildlife Park after entering enclosure.
• Yorkshire Wildlife Park in Doncaster has confirmed a “serious incident” at its tiger enclosure on Saturday afternoon.
• Yorkshire Ambulance Service was called at 1.33pm, dispatching two ambulances, Yorkshire Air Ambulance and a doctor.
• The park has activated its emergency procedures and is working with authorities to establish what happened. Witness says that "shots were fired."
• The wildlife park has closed and will remain shut tomorrow.
Disney ruins everything. Their gay little lightning rules had college football on with no commentary and weird angles and now this shit?There were 2 minutes left with the sun shining. Game should be over. Now these assholes get an hour to draw up a TD drive for the win #CLEvsTB
#bb28
Melody is so fucking stupid. You had to put Drew up to take away his vote to get Dee out. Dumb bitch. Just gave the game to one of the icons.
Angela is literally fucking braindead. She raises boys that make open to cover $659/month rent and dipshit daughters that get arrested for DWI. #BB28
Angela playing BB Comics is comical. Fat cunt has zero shot. Fuck all the way off. #bigbrother
#bb28
Hey idiot Lindsay Clancy supporters.
Go google the name “Constance Fisher” and get back to me.
#lindsayclancy
#bb28 This show is so fucking gay with their idiotic twists and secret powers.
Aesha is so cool but Jesus fucking Christ her voice and loud noises would be enough to drive you to jump over deck . #belowdeck
#BB28
This Unlocked show is fucking garbage. No one; literally no one wants this. And get that creepy Jerry O’Connell off my screen forever.