I’m like Timthetatman, only I’m still fat and not famous.

The Land of Kings/814
Joined December 2009
Yearly tweet.
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When Danny Diablo allegedly bumps into a rapist piece of shit who just got outta prison. The streets are watching son.
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Getting me a 5 jersey asap.
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I need this asap.
Escape from Skyrim part 2. Now with the classic AK47u from Tarkov. Gotta kill 30 scavs with it in Whiterun for Prapor.
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Justin L retweeted
Presenting... Escape from Skyrim lol. I put Tarkov into Skyrim. Now with guns and everything you would expect.
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notice how there’s only one alt kid in the entire video because it wasn’t a cool trend then and you’d actively get bullied and called random slurs over it
high school in 2004
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I watched Coach Tomlin’s Minecraft video and I’d lose in the first round of the playoffs too if I had such a sick build going on.
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Cowboys fans rn
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There’s people in the stands that have put in more effort in getting a beer than Pickens on this drive.
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Is there anyway for the Raven and Cowboys to lose?
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😤😤😤 @_Dwfootball11
BIG MAN MOVING 📲 Stream on NFL+: bit.ly/4zoY7lc
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Getting beat in zone all day. DC fires up more zone. Genius.
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Why can’t we make a chicken rotisserie on a gimbal?
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Log on to Twitter today and this bearki tweet rings truer than ever.
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Still gave it a 10/10. Tarkov the best worst time you’ll ever have.
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I’m not so sure that McCarthy isn’t just Tomlin in a body suit and a mask.
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Too many people who helped form my teenage years are passing on. Very sad time. RIP Chad.
On the morning of September 20th, Chad Everett Gilbert passed away peacefully in his sleep. He left this world surrounded by friends and family and took his final breaths with his wife and mother by his side, just as he wished.
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"Whatever the **** you're into, you do it one hundred ****ing percent!" – Andy Williams It's a good day to strive to be the person Andy knew you can be.
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