@Jrryanlaw2

no longer active (Elon is bad at his job)

Joined February 2016
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10K retweets and i’ll wear this to oppenheimer
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Dear @HP, your printers are terrible. I can’t get my HP computer to communicate with the printer. I’ve wasted half my morning.
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Twins look good with a red hat! @UniWatch
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Clicked on a #Twitter survey, but did not get a chance to tell @Twitter to F— off. So, double F— off.
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While the focus on Rep Boebert’s & GOP hypocrisy is well earned, can we just appreciate the Democratic administration not punishing the people of these districts and funneling projects to them. Trump administration was nothing but cronyism, Biden administration acts honorably
MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouch29 Jun 2023
Lauren Boebert is such a fraud. These are not random examples of "our country falling down around us." The AMTRAK train derailed because it collided with a water truck. The highway collapsed in Philadelphia because a gas tanker truck crashed and caused a fire. Democrats including President Biden, Governor Shapiro, and Secretary Buttigieg got to work and with union labor reopened the highway within 12 days. But now that we're on the topic of infrastructure, here's a reminder that Lauren Boebert voted against the infrastructure bill. But it gets worse. After calling the bill "wasteful" and "garbage," she later begged in a letter to Sec. Buttigieg for $33.1 million in federal funding for a transportation project. Boebert even celebrated her district receiving infrastructure funding that she voted against, distributing a newsletter by her office afterward touting it as one of “nine Boebert wins for Colorado.”
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.@Phillies why are you allowing a Mets fan to throw out the first pitch? WTF is wrong with you?
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Hey @JohnKruk, if a player strikes out for a clock violation, do you write a backward or forwards K?
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Talkin' Baseball
@TalkinBaseball_18 Jun 2023
This video of Nick Castellanos and his son Liam is so awesome 🥹
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What’s more classy @THElukenorris, normalizing golfers that took Saudi blood money, or calling those golfers out? I can see why golfers would not care about the brutal murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi, but I’m confused why fellow journalists shrug it away.
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Let’s start a thread of better things to display in your home than a signed copy of Mein Kampf A signed baseball by the World Series winning 2008 Philadelphia Phillies! Remember folks, there probably is no wrong answer, because the bar is “not Nazi stuff”
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After all the lying and gaslighting from the Trump administration, I don’t see how April Fools Day could be funny
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I needed that laugh
Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster28 Mar 2023
People who subscribe to Merriam-Webster Red™ will get exclusive access to the real definitions.
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.@UniWatch
Liv Boeree
@Liv_Boeree18 Mar 2023
This is Moloch. The incessant creeping force of commodification, of insatiable consumption, to which nothing is sacred, not even the divine
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Dear @JoelEmbiid, I know you are probably exhausted from this road trip. But I’m a Philly fan in Minnesota that gets to see you play for the first time, and I’m pumped. Does that help?
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Let’s throw in some Custom made footballs! RT for a chance to win one! Only 5,000 of these will be made and if we win it all they’ll become Super Bowl Champion balls! Or you can buy yours here and use my code SLAY for $10 off bit.ly/40koSpI #FlyEaglesFly
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It’s SuperBowl time so let’s do the new Grey Slay SB jerseys! 🔥🔥 RT for a chance to win! I’ll pick 2 winners Monday! #FlyEaglesFly
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Quick question, is it normal for a team to dress only 2 QBs for a football game? #NFCChampionship
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Patrick Mahomes should deflate some air out of the ball so it’s easier to handle. #AFCChampionshipGame
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.@vetshak
ESPN FC
@ESPNFC29 Jan 2023
The goalkeeper was playing 4D chess 😂😂
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