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Take Me Home, United Road

London, England
Joined March 2020
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Man are forgetting that he was signed on the back on an 8-2 loss 😂😂😂😂😂
The younger generation genuinely has no idea how ridiculous this man was in his playing days. 😭
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Underground, Underground 2 and MW is where the NFS Series peaked
the world you were born into no longer exists
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Why can’t hackers do something useful and relatable? Don’t be fucking around with freezers. Hack into Mastercard and wipe out all evidence of spending. Lower the prices at petrol pumps. Shut down Microsoft Teams, or takedown Outlook for 72 hours. Win hearts and minds!
🚨 NEW: Britain is on alert to protect Tesco and Sainsbury's fridges amid cyber attacks on similar fridges across Europe Hackers are remotely accessing them and turning temperatures up to as high as 80C
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Was driving this morning and sped past a car which turned out to be my mums and just got the fastest lecture. Happy Monday
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Lit weekend with my brothers ❤️
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I wanna know what the 80s was like when this hit the streets
«Michael Jackson is as important to Halloween as Mariah Carey is to Christmas»
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A man who knows he’s going to win doesn't worry about when. He just keeps showing up because he knows his time will come.
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Humans are such an interesting concept, keeping the baby of a one night stand simply for money is definitely a choice
A woman on Instagram revealed that an NBA player got her pregnant after a one-night stand and ghosted her She says she’s embarrassed only because he plays for a “bad” team and plans to get a DNA test after giving birth so she can put him on child support.
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Jobs I had before launching VladTV at age 34: computer programmer, job recruiter, busboy, car stereo salesman, shoe salesman at Footlocker, movie theater attendant, mixtape DJ, club DJ, pizza maker, sandwich maker, paperboy, documentary filmmaker. It doesn’t happen overnight.
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The Best Ballon D’Or of all Time was won at Manchester United.
🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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Serie A had the 80’s & 90’s in an absolute headlock
Ganadores del Balón de Oro
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Same guy that said Olise isn’t better than Neto
Sticking with Carrick while you try and entice Eddie Howe when there's Conte and Nagelsmann available is like dating Pat Butcher while you've got your eye on Kat Slater but Margot Robbie is winking at you at the bar
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🔥WATCH THIS: Kaveh Solhekol absolutely TORCHED Jim Ratcliffe on @SkySportsNews! He’s to blame. Full stop. Solhekol didn’t hedge or soft-soap it. He laid out exactly how Ratcliffe’s arrival, buying only 29%, bailing out the Glazers, and seizing control of football operations, has wrecked the club. He was ruthless in his assessment: “I’m going to tell you who’s to blame for this situation at the moment. The person to blame is Jim Ratcliffe. He bought the club almost three years ago. He bought 29% of it, when the Glazer family put the club up for sale. He didn’t buy the whole club, he only bought 29% of it. And by buying 29%, it meant that the Glazers stayed in place and Jim Ratcliffe got to run the football operations.” That’s the original sin. He didn’t clean house. He just propped up the Glazers. Then the arrogance of the man who thought he knew better: “He’s come in and he said, ‘I know better than anyone else how to run this club. We’re going to do things my way’. And look what it’s turned out to be over the past two and a half years.” The managerial mess followed immediately: “First of all, he said, ‘I’m going to back Erik ten Hag. We’ve been chopping and changing managers too much’. Then he went off and started meeting Thomas Tuchel and any other manager who was available behind Erik ten Hag’s back.” “When they couldn’t find somebody else, they gave Ten Hag a new contract and money to spend. A couple of games later, Ten Hag loses his job.” “In the middle of the season, they beg Ruben Amorim to come to United. He doesn’t even want to go there in the middle of the season, he wants to wait until the summer. They pay a fortune to get him, even though he plays three at the back, a totally different kind of football.” “Dan Ashworth doesn’t want him. Dan Ashworth leaves, Ruben Amorim comes in, they go all in on Ruben Amorim. That doesn’t work out. They get rid of him.” “They bring in Carrick as an interim. Okay, results are better. Then they give him the full-time job.” And then the transfer policy that locked the club into mediocrity: “In the meantime, Ratcliffe has come in and said, ‘We’re going to do things my way. No player is going to get paid 250, 300 grand a week here anymore. That’s not going to happen. We’re not going to sign any players for more than 60, 70 million pounds’.” “‘So Mateus Fernandes, Elliot Anderson, Harry Kane, Declan Rice, all these players, we ain’t going to be signing them. And also, we’re only going to be signing players with Premier League experience. And we’re going to sign forwards one window, then the following summer we’re just going to sign midfielders, then next summer we’re just going to sign defenders’.” “So this is Jim Ratcliffe’s way of doing things. So he is to blame for this situation.” He’s right. Ratcliffe rode in as the saviour and has made things measurably worse. It was a mistake from the start and I said so at the time. It was NEVER going to work. The only people who benefited were the Glazers. I’m still surprised so many fans backed this and thought it could succeed. Kaveh just laid bare how damaging Ratcliffe has been for Manchester United. And unfortunately, there’s no end in sight.
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Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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We are watching a man realise he’s given his best years to a lie in real time. Honestly I feel sorry for the guy.
Bruno FERNANDES lost he’s head, watch him throw everything 😭😭
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Since the start of the 2024-25 season, Manchester United have won just 32 Premier League games out of 84. Twelve of those wins came in a 17-game run after Michael Carrick took over last season. Those four months aside, they have been dreadful for two years. They have had two strong spells (one under Erik ten Hag in the middle period of 2022-23, one under Carrick in the second half of last season) in five years. Beyond that, under a succession of managers, there have been long periods of dysfunction, discord and disinterested performances that leave you wondering what on earth this team is meant to look like. And that is a reflection of the club’s ownership, a regime that has taken so much out of United — well over £1billion ($1.3bn) in interest payments, refinancing costs and bond buybacks to prop up the Glazer family’s ownership after their leveraged takeover 21 years ago. When fans wonder why a club with £677.6million revenue has been under pressure to bring down the wage bill, signing second-rate players and leaving gaps in their squad, it is partly because they are still paying a heavy price for years of mistakes in the transfer market and partly because the debt carries such a burden on the club’s finances. Then there is Sir Jim Ratcliffe, who arrived as a minority shareholder in early 2024 and spoke breezily about how he planned to restore Manchester United to greatness with a smart, strategic approach. How’s that going, Sir Jim? If anything, his decision-making has been even worse than that of the previous Glazer-led regime, which is really saying something. 📝 @OliverKay 🔗 nyti.ms/4Bs8GVG
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I don’t think people realise how dark things would’ve been for us if we never signed Bruno Fernandes.
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.@elonmusk want to buy a football club? Saving @ManUtd is a harder challenge than landing rockets and flying cars
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Update. Very Shit
Today is going to be very good or very shit
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