I like baseball, Whataburger, Independence Day, and dogs. I hate bugs, impatience, liars, and pickles. Cheers. :)

Alamogordo, NM
Joined July 2016
Okay, Chris Young. You have me. 😭 #AllDogsGoToHeaven
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Jacque Cline retweeted
WHEN?????
Just be you. Someone is going to love that.
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Replying to @_camisparadise
You’re so lucky! 🤩🤪
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Reba McEntire needs to re-record “Why Haven’t I Heard From You”. But like, updated tech version. Like, instead of briefcase phones and car phones, like, iPhones and Facebook and Zoom.
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Thomas J. Whitmore was the greatest President of all time. #ProveMeWrong
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Replying to @TellEmSteveDave
Honestly it should be the only face on the poster. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Replying to @SalVulcano
Love a good three-way
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Replying to @bertkreischer
@bertkreischer I’m listening to a couple coworkers discuss their sons’ last basketball game last night, and one of them has a child named John Henry.
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Ok. Gen X ad tally: Safety Dance Human League Indiana Jones Clueless Michael Keaton Batman Caddyshack Zoolander.
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Christina was the MVP of the plane crash. No contest. #Greys
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EDIT: @chefanneburrell I’m coming. I will learn from you. Count on it.
People I aim to please before I die: -My parents. -Jeff Goldblum. -@GordonRamsay . -@SimonCowell . That is all.
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People I aim to please before I die: -My parents. -Jeff Goldblum. -@GordonRamsay . -@SimonCowell . That is all.
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@wx_zoe have you ever seen The Ranch? You are my dads Tanya Showers. I really wanna get a signed pic or a personal video or such for him, for Christmas. If that’s in your stars, can you please message me? He loves you. And not in a gross way, I swear. ❤️
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Replying to @MLBNetwork
Greg Maddux, John Smoltz, Tom Glavine, Steve Avery
25 years later…. Titanic deserved way more awards than it already got for it’s time.
Michael Caine. Is such a treasure. Be good to him. He deserves it. ❤️
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