José Verde

6:00 am and 80 degrees. Love it. Goodbye underwear.

4 year old just sneezed while eating spaghetti. Noodle hanging out of his nose and falls on the coffee table. Dog gets up and just cleans it right up. Beyond grossed tf out right now

How do you reverse a game winning goal in OT for delayed offsides, but then reward the same team that was offsides a penalty shot after the play was considered ‘dead’. NHL botched everything on that sequence.

McGonigle you 💎

Sick pull up three on a lone fast break (Brick) @swipathefox

Straight static on Redzone today

The rain sure feels good when you caught in a drought

They don’t know your worth until the day you die

Truck GPS is all out of whack this morning @googlemaps

Talking to myself to get expert advise

One day we’ll say “where’d the years go?” But I hope I’m always your hero

Some days I’m underfed other days I’m fed up 🎶

There's two things you'll never see A uhaul behind your hearse or your banker putting money in your coffin

Boys want attention Men want respect Legends don't give a fuck

Hail 〽️

Tables turn, bridges burn, you live and learn

High of 72 and ☀️ I need to go hit the links 🔗 ⛳️ 🏌️

Trump and Biden debating on their golf handicap and swings is pure gold