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All I can see is a weatherspoons plate?
It's great to see you at #Wimbledon, @JohnCena 😉
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Most ironic way to die
⚠️ Graphic content 🇪🇨 Ecuador: A Catholic priest was killed mid-Mass in Guayaquil when a large crucifix fell from the wall and struck him. The moment was captured on the church’s livestream. People are calling it "divine intervention".
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Some fucking goal that from Brighton 😂
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What kind of man lets that happen
WTF !! Migrant slaps baby in a park !! What would you have done as parents?
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Poor blades 🥲🥲😂
United are preparing a formal complaint to the relevant authorities about the appointment of Oliver Langford to oversee the Pompey game, after he added to a remarkable number of previous instances where he’s hurt the Blades with decisions thestar.co.uk/sport/football… #sufc
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Sounds like a man that’s about to lose his job
🗣️ “Where are the young up-and-coming referees that should be refereeing in the Championship now instead of the ones that survive?” 📹 Sheff Utd boss Chris Wilder on Hamza Choudhury’s red card in the 3-2 defeat at Portsmouth. 🎧👉bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0pgq9… #SUFC | @BBCSheffield
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Semenyo is toss
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Let’s hope he doesn’t see you try mugging him off on Twitter then
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Beggy Mitchell needs to give it a rest
I’ve got stories from Sheffield United, Leeds, QPR and Neil Warnock that I’m definitely not putting on X. You’ll have to come to a gig for those. 👀😂 Want to book me for your Christmas do? DM me or email [email protected]
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Why do Southampton have a squad full of Keira Knightly’s in bend it like Beckham?
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Little bitter prick
Replying to @JacobL2004
It’s fucking hilarious 🤣 Hope he’s got brain damage 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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And the crowd went mild
‼️ KSI officially announcing his retirement from boxing and saying “f*ck Jake Paul” 3 times 🥊❌🤬 [Via - @DAZNCombat]
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Inject it
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Fuck me Staton is one annoying prick
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Had a child btw
Sainsbury’s in Hackney Mizzy the TikTok prankster is up to his old tricks..
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Shouting coving like he’s arsed, bell
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Liked him as a player, absolute wanker now
🔴⚪️ Mikel Arteta: “On my first day as new Arsenal manager, I had demolished the office”. “I just destroyed the office and put everything on the floor — the computers, the laptops, the cables. Then I brought everybody in”, told @TheAthleticFC. “I said: ‘If you want me to help you enjoy your profession and your life and the passion that we all share, you have two minutes to put this in order and be ready to work together.’” “That could have been my managerial career because if that would have stayed the same way, I had no job anymore!”.
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Neville making sure he’s got his Huel in🤢
Carra vs Goldbridge went off straight away! 😂 Watch the Overlap Daily launch episode at 4pm on YouTube or listen wherever you get your podcasts 🙌⚽️ #overlapdaily #goldbridge #carragher
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all ears hahah
De nieuwe clip van de Britse rapper Zaydoon is uit. En uiteraard hebben wij er wel oren naar. Wordt een hit!
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Worst time of the year, dark, miserable, depressing
Best time of the year, extra hour in bed, finally cooling down, flies piss off, get the house all cosy with lights. Skill issue if you can’t cope with a dark evening. Embrace it like the Scandinavians do
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And cold
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