Just another human artist made redundant by AI. Only death awaits now. β€’ https://xitter.cf/t.co/6BdHJq0Mpy

Joined September 2021
When I was bored and depressed, I used to work on music. But now I just sit motionless for hours and hours being apathetically cognizant of the inexorable approach of death. ...which is probably better in the end.
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Looking back I'm amused at how many of my songs have an ending deliberately engineered to make the listener upset.
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God bless the client who made me laugh today by listing her occupation as "master baker."
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Why does @dominos think that watching people fall to their death is going to make me hungry for a small rectangular pizza? I've seen two different ads this morning featuring people tumbling down a mountain. It's "distasteful."
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You may think you're white. But are you microwaving two tortillas with cheese in between them and calling it a "cossa-deeya" white?
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If you record the note payments on your business vehicle as auto expenses without a P/I split, please unfriend me. And preferably go hug a grizzly bear.
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What was your favorite winamp skin? For me it was a tie between Spilt Milk and Major Tom.
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One of the great developments in the last few years is Americans and Japanese people rediscovering how much we love each other. They’re different from us. No question. But overall, great people. Great country.
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Why is it people think its ok to constantly try to get introverts out of their comfort zone - but no one is ever trying to get extroverts to shut the fuck up for a little while? πŸ€”
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The absolute worst thing about opening this app is spotting a banger tweet for 0.2 seconds before the feed auto-refreshes and sends it straight into the void. Gone forever.
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