@JournalAltFacts

the greatest scientific research peer reviewed by politicians and approved by public relations / submissions accepted via tweet

 in the minds of politicians
Joined January 2017
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Preview of our 1st issue: Scientistonce, I.A. (2017). We Have All the Best Climates, Really, They're Great. #JournalOfAlternativeFacts 1(1).
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Early reports reveal that the #MarchForScience consists only of a small gathering of Dr. Doom, Dr. Evil, Dr. Octopus, and this guy.
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Chaffetz, J. & Ryan, P. (2017). Economic Analysis for Healthcare Affordability: Deactivating $8k/year iPhones. Journal of Alternative Facts. xitter.cf/steventdennis/status/8…
Steven Dennis
@StevenTDennis8 Mar 2017
AARP estimates eyepopping ***$8400 hike in Premiums*** for a 64-year-old making *$15,000* a year under Ryancare, plus copays.
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Carson, B. (2017). Tracking visa application processes for immigration from 17th century Africa. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1).
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Madred, G. Stardate 4360.8. There Are Five Lights. Journal of Alternative Facts 124(1). youtube.com/watch?v=moX3z2RJ…

There Are Four Lights

Picard in TNG Chain of Command Part II

youtube.com
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Pence, M. (2017). Longitudinal Study on Positive Impact of "Freedom" and "Responsibility" in Fighting Cancer. Journal of Alternative Facts. xitter.cf/VP/status/834493747836…
Vice President Mike Pence Archived
@VP4522 Feb 2017
ObamaCare will be replaced with something that actually works—bringing freedom and individual responsibility back to American health care.
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We encourage contributors to make use of the "alternative data" that will soon be distributed by the white house! open.whitehouse.gov/
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Happer, W. (2017). Climate So-Called Science. Journal of Alternative Facts. [Includes glassy-eyed cultist chants!] theguardian.com/us-news/2017…

Trump's likely science adviser calls climate scientists 'glassy-eyed cult'

William Happer, frontrunner for job of providing mainstream scientific opinion to officials, backs crackdown on federal scientists’ freedom to speak out

theguardian.com
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Forthcoming, exciting discovery from J. Humphrey that women are asexual & men have no responsibility for pregnancy! theslot.jezebel.com/oklahoma…
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Here are JAF we do not believe in paywalls except the wall that Mexico is paying for. xitter.cf/SWoolzie/status/831124…
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Trump, D.J. (2017). Building Walls Is Easy: Lessons from Legos and Lincoln Logs. Journal of Alternative Facts 3(1). smithsonianmag.com/science-n…
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Kennedy, R. (2017) Evidence of Link Between Vaccines & the Falcons' Super Bowl Loss. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1)
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Kennedy, R. (2017) Evidence of Link Between Vaccines & Your Favorite Game of Thrones Character's Death. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1)
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Kennedy, R. (2017) Evidence of Link Between Vaccines & Whatever Happens to be Wrong with Your Child Today. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1)
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Kennedy, R. (2017). Evidence of Link Between Vaccines and #SnowDay2017. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1).
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Kennedy, R. (2017). Evidence of Link Between Vaccines and Literally All That is Wrong With the World. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1).
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Kennedy, R. (2017). Evidence of Link Between Vaccines and Voting for Donald Trump. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1).
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Kennedy, R. (2017). Evidence of Link Between Vaccines and Terrorism. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1).
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Kennedy, R. (2017). Actual Evidence of Link Between Vaccines and Autism. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1). washingtonpost.com/news/to-y…
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McConnell, M. (2017). Techniques for convincing women to not persist. Journal of Alternative Facts 3(2). #ShePersisted
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Dear @JournalAltFacts readers: I hope some laughs help get you through ❤ But maintain hope with the most important thing: DO GOOD SCIENCE!
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