Joshua Allen Branson

I walked up to a girl and said, "Hello, your hair looks amazing. I had to say hello." From that, I got an awesome date. #FlirtPositive

I love having loving friends, parents, siblings, and an omnibenevolent God. :)

She said yes :) It's a good start.

I wish I had a friend named Potenuse. That way everytime I saw him i could say, "Hi Potenuse!"

I said to a friend, "I love you." It felt awesome.

This is the first time I've walked someone back since Culver...It feels good.

A chinese foreign exchange student bowed to me today. It was the single greatest display of respect I've ever seen. And I probably didn' ...

"Lazy people want much but get little, but those who work hard will prosper and be satisified." Proverbs 13:4

When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you'll be successful.

My friend was like, "let's meet up at midnight-30."

Be nice to me: i almost gave blood today.

I beat minesweaper in 26 seconds. Top that!

This could be the hardest lesson I've ever learned: if it's good and you're afraid to do it, do it anyway, because only during fear is b ...

I'm building my own reality; one thought at a time.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: half knows binary code, the other half doesn't.

I urinated 5 times the past hour; it's official: i have the bladder of a 40-year-old.

I hate you stupid phone! Stop sending me so many pointless text messages.

It rained today; i got wet. I wanna punch mother nature in the face!

I'm tired of joking; I'm tired of messing around. I'm going to look in your eyes say, "You're beautiful."

I feel like the tv-show-Dexter...with the major exception being i don't kill people for fun.