🎭 Stand Up Comedian 🎙️ Wrestling Commentator & Backstage Interviewer 😺 Cat Daddy 🇵🇷 NYC — not @JessicaAlba's brother.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2010
I had no idea #AEWWrestledream was yesterday oops
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First deathmatch shirt! ☠️ Huge thank you to Unfnbelievablex on Instagram! 🔗 For shirt in comments!
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“They said my career was over……but then I get a call from IWA East Coast.” -A dipshit lol
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Tonight 8pm ET, we are back on Twitch and I’ll be playing Martin: No Filter Fighters. Yes, this is a real fighting video game based on the TV show. Twitch.tv/itsjoshalba
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“It’s just a joke.” -Same comedians who believe this is a stage.
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It’s OK to call somebody out on doing stupid shit when they do stupid shit, I say this as somebody who has done a lot of stupid shit
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Look, Ma — I’m in The New Yorker!
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Saying “women just dress like whores now” is a really awful premise to be using especially on national television. I don’t care who it is. Call people out on their shitty behavior so they can change. Not because it’s the popular thing to do this month.
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Yall like this gay shit?!?
Ciampa and Charles Mason kissing and beating the hell out of each other! #HOGWrestling
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Bad news for the Wawa Gobbler: I just woke up.
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I love Battle Club please if anyone can help in any way
🚨 #PLEASEHELP 🚨 WE NEED HELP FINDING A NEW VENUE. SOMEONE HAS LIED TO THE VENUE AND THEY CANCELLED HOSTING US. PLEASE HELP US FIND A NEW VENUE.
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Jeff Cannonball was my greatest nemesis and one of the best men I’ve ever known. I am very lucky to have shared such a special friendship with someone so kind, charismatic, funny, talented, and loving. His loss is devastating but it’s amazing seeing how many people adored him and I take comfort in knowing how blessed I’ve been to have had him in my life. My thoughts, prayers, and positivity are with his beautiful and strong family and everyone else hurting today. Jeff Cannonball Forever. I love you, man.
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Drip City 🩸🩸🩸
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I’m still The Talk of The Town 😉
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How fun is this?
I saw this video about what would happen if the earth stopped spinning.
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Joshy in The New Yorker — they even drew me!
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