On a search for the funny and wise. Please help me. Profile pic is Molly Ivins.

Joined January 2012
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A Satmar Jew left Israel, refusing to live as a settler, and moved to New York where he regularly attended rallies in support of the Palestinian struggle. Now Trump wants to deport him back to Israel for opposing Zionism. nytimes.com/2026/09/30/nyreg…
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CNN: “Israel’s favorability all negative — not just with Dems, the general electorate has turned against Israel… not just a left issue, an American issue… a SIXTY-SEVEN POINT SHIFT AGAINST ISRAEL…”
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AP-NORC poll | 6/11-6/17 Jewish Americans polled President Trump approval ❌Disapprove 71% ✅Approve 28% —— President Trump approval on Israel ❌Disapprove 58% ✅Approve 40% —— President Trump approval on Iran ❌Disapprove 73% ✅Approve 26% Link to poll: apnorc.org/projects/few-jewi…
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The U.S.-Iran deal is "more like a table of contents than it is like an agreement," @SangerNYT tells @JeffreyGoldberg. "When people say, 'Is this better or worse than what President Obama put together?' My answer is, we don't know yet," he said.
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I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
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UNEARTHED VIDEO: Trump alludes to hiring teenage girls so he can seduce them: "My form of alcoholism"
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I almost appreciate how Trump has exposed how vacant every single high profile conservative belief was: free speech, states’ rights, letting the market decide, NATO, right to bear arms, democracy, all of it. It’s been an empty, malicious political project for decades and decades
“For months, radical progressive politicians like Tim Walz have incited violence against law enforcement officers who are simply trying to do their jobs. Unsurprisingly, these calls to dangerously interject oneself into legitimate law-enforcement activities have ended in violence, tragically resulting in injuries and fatalities. As there is with any officer-involved shooting, there will be a robust and comprehensive investigation that takes place to determine if the use of force was justified. As we await these facts and gain a clearer understanding, we urge the political voices to lower the temperature to ensure their constituents and law enforcement officers stay safe.” - @NRA
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Michelle and I are heartbroken by the tragic passing of Rob Reiner and his beloved wife, Michele. Rob’s achievements in film and television gave us some of our most cherished stories on screen. But beneath all of the stories he produced was a deep belief in the goodness of people—and a lifelong commitment to putting that belief into action. Together, he and his wife lived lives defined by purpose. They will be remembered for the values they championed and the countless people they inspired. We send our deepest condolences to all who loved them.
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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar24 Nov 2025
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
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Incredible reporting by @Reuters. Meta makes more money from ad fraud - as much as $16 billion - than all the NFL TV partners put together make on NFL ad sales. Theft on an epic scale.
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@Reuters6 Nov 2025
Meta's fraud problem: The social media giant projected 10% of its 2024 revenue would come from ads for scams and banned goods, documents seen by @Reuters show reut.rs/4qJTpdH
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If only we used the government to redistribute capital to labor, then we could stop this whole fad for socialism thing
Grace Chong, MBI
@gc22gc6 Nov 2025
BANNON: These kids don’t hate capitalism. They’ve never had a shot at it. They’re at the receiving end of corporatism, just like Russian serfs before the Bolsheviks. We need more capitalists. One way to give them capital is not just better wages, that’s income. Let’s get them a little buy-in to the financial structure of the country. You can do that by reallocation.
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And the press has essentially treated it as a one day story. If Alejandro Mayorkas had taken $50,000 in a paper bag from the FBI before his appointment in the Biden administration and DOJ had quashed the case, it would have been treated as the scandal of the century.
A senior White House official is caught on tape accepting $50K in cash in a paper bag in exchange for steering contracts, and that person will go to work on Monday, and the entire GOP will be fine with it.
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he ended his term with 60% approval and has the highest approval of any public figure in America xitter.cf/repdarrellissa/status/…
Barack Obama is the most divisive figure in recent history -- and it's not even close. xitter.cf/libsoftiktok/status/19…
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This is rich. AG Bondi has REFUSED to prosecute MULTIPLE direct death threats against me and my family.
Hate speech that crosses the line into threats of violence is NOT protected by the First Amendment. It’s a crime. For far too long, we’ve watched the radical left normalize threats, call for assassinations, and cheer on political violence. That era is over. Under 18 U.S.C. § 875(c), it is a federal crime to transmit “any communication containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of another.” Likewise, 18 U.S.C. § 876 and 18 U.S.C. § 115 make it a felony to threaten public officials, members of Congress, or their families. You cannot call for someone’s murder. You cannot swat a Member of Congress. You cannot dox a conservative family and think it will be brushed off as “free speech.” These acts are punishable crimes, and every single threat will be met with the full force of the law. Free speech protects ideas, debate, even dissent but it does NOT and will NEVER protect violence. It is clear this violent rhetoric is designed to silence others from voicing conservative ideals. We will never be silenced. Not for our families, not for our freedoms, and never for Charlie. His legacy will not be erased by fear or intimidation.
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The US Constitution protects most violent speech. The Supreme Court ruled it legal to "justify" or celebrate violence or "advocate or teach the duty, necessity, or propriety" of it; but not "incitement" to "imminent" violence (eg telling a mob with weapons to kill someone). supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/…
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I will block any arms sale to a nation that is doing direct personal business with Trump. We should have a full Senate debate and vote. UAE's investment in Trump crypto and Qatar's gifting of a plane is nuclear grade graft. An unacceptable corruption of our foreign policy.
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Trump's UK "trade deal" explained using < 5% of a Seinfeld episode. #tariffs
Catturd ™
@catturd28 May 2025
BUt tARriFFs DoN't woRK.
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@esjesjesj20 Apr 2025
You 100% would have sent Jesus to El Salvador
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Turns out Elon Musk's "chainsaw for bureaucracy" is more of a chainsaw for food for starving children.
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