New Jersey, USA
Joined February 2009
Genuinely want to know what popcorn ever did to deserve the microwave button. This isn’t talked about enough
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Caleb, I have a show idea for you. 😄
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Today I saw a lady muzzling her dog with a USB C cable while riding the subway. Just wrapped that thing around 6 times and called it a day.
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The west deserves everything it has coming to it.
Having kids before 30 is how you stay generationally poor.
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It’s time.
White pill: The pendulum is swinging back toward heritage maximalism in almost every facet of culture
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Prediction: the return of the Snack Wrap is the first domino in a larger trend of MD reverting back from the sterile McCafe to red roofed restaurants with large Golden Arches out front. The mission was successful, they dominate coffee and can return to the heritage of the brand.
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2010s modern is out. The roaring 20s are here and we want decadence and color.
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Kids today will never understand what Facebook marketplace was like before everyone selling a car became a scammer. There was a year or two where it was like the worlds greatest yard sale.
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My wife and I are watching a game show where individuals can win one million dollars. Who is going to tell television producers that a million dollars doesn’t hit the same as it did in like 2002? In ‘02 a million bucks was borderline generational wealth
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When Regis was dominating daytime TV with WWTBAM a MILLION DOLLARS was an insane number. The show worked because it was almost unfathomable that someone could win that kind of money on a TV show. I think the new number should be 5 million dollars.
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Because the Federal Government forced its boot on the neck of a small business owner named John Taylor under the 1906 Food and Drug act. He called it Taylor Ham. Feds renamed it. Can’t call yourself anti big government and also call it Pork Roll
Asking all of the Taylor Ham Folk in New Jersey, if that's its actual name, why then does @Wawa call it Pork Roll 🤔?
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Counter point: TikTok has created the single most powerful social media algorithm to ever exist. The secret sauce is priceless.
The fact TikTok didn’t sell, despite having many willing buyers, is a testament that it was an agent of the CCP.
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It’s worth noting that Meta, with all its resources, can not compete with what TikTok has created. It’s simply too good.
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Fun fact. None of the interior shots were actually shot in this house. A production crew built a 1:1 replica of the house in a local high school gym.
The “Home Alone” house in surburban Chicago is for sale for $5.3m (and is big enough for a half basketball court and home theatre). Still makes you think what Kevin’s dad — who took 9 people to Paris for X-mas and wore a Burberry jacket with a wad of $100s — does for a living.
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New Jersey residents after seeing an American Airlines B737 take off from Newark
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I had never watched the little drummer boy until today. Little man actually ripped a drum solo for the birth of our lord and savior
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Watching Die Hard and my heart is always warmed the second Reginald VelJohnson comes on screen. He will always be Carl Winslow to me, and Hollywood simply doesn’t write characters like the ones he played anymore.
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Also, we need to just start shooting movies on film again. It seems like such a low level ask.
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Polar Express usurps parental authority and encourages kids to have secrets. Also uncanny valley.
Just rewatched The Polar Express. Is it just me, or is there something really sinister about that movie?
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