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Sports and numbers since the mid-2000s. Live every morning, where I’ll definitely talk too much. @Stokastic
Wilmington, NC
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Josh Engleman retweeted
Considering I’ll be at the game, please make this happen.
Simulate every week 6 NFL game 10,000 times and you will get some CRAZY outliers
I present to you Bears-Falcons Simulation #5137
Considering I’ll be at the game, please make this happen.
Simulate every week 6 NFL game 10,000 times and you will get some CRAZY outliers
I present to you Bears-Falcons Simulation #5137
One time!
Simulate every week 6 NFL game 10,000 times and you will get some CRAZY outliers
I present to you Bears-Falcons Simulation #5137
Josh Engleman retweeted
We simulated tonight's Seahawks at Broncos game 10,000 times, and you can ask those 10,000 games anything 🏈
Stokastic Sims have won tens of millions of dollars for DFS players, including a $1M Milly Maker win in Week 5. So we're bringing simulations to betting 👇
I already eat way too much Chick-fil-A. Now they’re making a sauce designed specifically for me. I’m going to end up needing a GLP2. 1 simply won’t be enough.
Chick-fil-A is adding some heat to its signature sauce.
The chain has announced Spicy Chick-fil-A Sauce, its first new permanent sauce in 10 years. It mixes the familiar flavor of its classic sauce with spicy peppers and a touch of sweetness. Its last permanent sauce addition was Sweet & Spicy Sriracha in 2016.
(via @USATODAY )
Josh Engleman retweeted
I appreciate all the internet doctors trying to diagnose and help, but I'm in the best hands. So everyone can relax now 😄🙏🏼 and I don’t have hiv or aids.
Josh Engleman retweeted
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Josh Engleman retweeted
Replying to @raptorsjack
The aim of OKC not being in the 2nd apron this year and saving 250m is that for the next 3 years we can be over the 2nd apron
The new CBA comes out in 2030 but teams can opt out in 2029 early. Which big market teams and teams with young core are likely to want to do like OKC, Spurs, Utah, Blazers, Detroit are all likely to do. As well as the entire players association.
OKC is not a repeater tax team and the first year they’ll be a tax paying team is 2026/27.
If you look at the harshest 2nd apron penalties it’s
- Getting your picks frozen in 7 years but OKC has 12 1st rnd picks and 19 2nd round picks till 2033, so unlike Denver, Milwaukee, Minnesota, Knicks, Lakers, Phoenix this isn’t something that affects OKC like other recent apron teams
- Repeater tax penalties, to receive these penalties you have to be a tax paying team in 3 out of 4 years. So the earliest OKC can be a repeater tax team is 2029/30
- Losing access to the mid level exception/Bi annual exception and Buy out market. But OKC has never relied on that as the team is full of draft picks and young players.
- Trade restrictions, OKC is full of young talent and unlimited draft picks that they can give up picks to get out of tight situations. If you saw their summer they were able to actually get assets back for Joe, Wiggins and Dort. So teams with traded player exceptions means it’ll be easier to get rid of players. Outside of the big 3, everyone’s on team friendly deals and you can’t really name any bad contracts outside of the core.
OKC will be able to shed some salary whilst filling those money gaps
- iHart 23m a year, will eventually be replaced by Mara and Sorber
- Caruso 20m will be replaced by Ajay and McCain, whilst McCain and Ajay rolls will be filled by Stirtz and Oweh and eventual 1st round draft picks
2nd aprons are designed to kill teams that go all in and use up all their assets to acquire talent or spend big in free agency.
- Celtics
- Suns
- Nuggets
- Lakers
- Cavs
- Knicks
- Bucks
- Clippers
- Wolves
OKC is not built like those squads

















