Polar Vortex sounds like that old rollercoaster at an amusement park that has no line so they just let you keep riding it and it’s only like half full. #PolarVortex2019 – at Milwaukee, WI

When you’re at an establishment and the friend you’re with sees a friend he knows and introduces you to him and the guy gives you the dead fish handshake paired with a searing stink eye and you realize that he already hates you and everything is meaningless. – at Waukesha, WI

That was the greatest American Football game I’ve ever seen. #KCvsLAR #MondayNightFootball – at Milwaukee, WI

Breaking News: No matter what happens tonight, literally half of the country will be filled with rage tomorrow. In other news, I started listening to Christmas music today. #ElectionNight #MidtermElection2018 – at Milwaukee, WI

Aaron Lazarus Rodgers – at Milwaukee, WI

You don’t buy the salmon-colored shorts if you think you can pull them off. You buy them if you KNOW you can pull them off. Sigh. Maybe next time, guys. #targetouttahere – at Milwaukee, WI

At this point, the phrase “from the creators of Lost” is nothing more than a mere factual statement. #yourshowsucks – at Milwaukee, WI

Luke Skywalker just handed an Oscar to Kobe Bryant. What a time to be alive. #Oscars90 #DearBasketball – at Milwaukee, WI

Friends and family of American Olympians competing in Pyeongchang: “You did great tomorrow!” #2018Olympics – at Milwaukee, WI

“Diet starts tomorrow,” the man said. Every Sunday night. For the rest of his life. – at Milwaukee, WI

The Packers sideline is starting to look like a bad episode of ER. #whatgives #everythingapparently – at Milwaukee, WI

Tootsie Pop has been running the same ad for nearly 50 years and it still kills EVERY TIME. #tootsiepop #mrowl #wemayneverknow – at Milwaukee, WI

Well, Martellus Bennett will never have to buy a drink in Green Bay ever again. #SEAvsGB #Packers #thatsmyquarterback – at Milwaukee, WI

Oh, the humidity! #notsorry #yesiam #butseriously – at Milwaukee, WI

In hindsight, I'm pretty sure the "bullies" in Karate Kid were actually psychopaths. #missedthatone #deadmeat #thekaratekid – at Milwaukee, WI

I didn't know Joe Pesci was part owner of the Golden State Warriors. #NBAFinals – at Milwaukee, WI

If Side 2 of Abbey Road doesn't fix it, it ain't broken. – at Milwaukee, WI

Gloria Gaynor is the most successful therapist of all time. #thinkaboutit #iwillsurvive – at Milwaukee, WI

You know, sometimes Full House got deep. And when it got deep, it was actually really good television. #davecoulier got range. – at Milwaukee, WI